Tuesday, July 31, 2018

July 31

July 31, 2018
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local hour: But first we interview Greg Cote... Wake & Take is a judgment-free zone...  4 inches... Cote: the Dolphins will surprise... The world of oil...  The infamous Trade Marino column... Deadline Daaaaaay!!...  Are the Marlins buying or selling?... Manchester United & Real Madrid in Miami!...  Jarvis Landry's recent comments... Fins up, Landry down!... Mas Miami song parody contest.... Samson reviews 'Mission:Impossible:Fallout'... Movie hats!

Hour 1: (Greg Cote's Show & Tell: hats with a logo of the Charleston Boiled Peanuts single-A baseball team.)  Trades before the deadline?...  Sorry, Jim, I'm still enjoying my chicken... Stugotz: Jim Harbaugh has jumped the shark... Dark horse = sleeper?... Everyone would clean house for Belichick... Buster Olney had a farm e-i-e-i-o... Happy 60th birthday, Mark Cuban!... LeBron's I Promise School... Who doesn't love Huey Lewis & the News?... Tom Cruise the Running Man... Betting the Olney Farm... Bryce Harper on the Trading Block... Mike Rizzo: 'Bryce is not going anywhere'... The farm is ours!...  Don Van Natta joins us at 11:30 AM ET... Cote got beat by the clock.

Hour 2: Bryce is like the 4th biggest star in baseball... Let Cote speak!... The Magic Crate returns!... Being invisible like 'Hollow Man'!...  Great Question!... Crate topic: what if you were invisble?...  Stugtoz in 'Briles in the Endzone'... Quite the crowded penalty box... How much could we get for the farm?... A Le Batard Show EPL sponsorship!... Ghost plays... Cowboys-related journalistic embarrassment... Don Van Natta joins the show!...  Anthem double standards...  Jerry Jones' influence on the league... What's the endgame, Don?... Removing the pregame anthem?... Cue the X-Files theme...  The Invisible Stu... Confusion over the new helmet rule... Pereira is always right... A laser vortex football!... McDonald's Monopoly scam.

Hour 3: Hola, Ron!... What if God was one of us...  Muscovy ducks vs snapping turtles...  San Antonio's sharknapping incident...  The best camouflagers... Ron watches... Rabbit fight!...  Fight! fight! fight!... You also didn't know penguins were birds... Safe travels, Ron!...  The Cote hold out...  Dan's 'what can I say about this?' move... The Tyson-Mitch 'blood' Green Street Fight... Great word--haberdashery... Life father, like son... Which one is it? Boselli or Thomas?...  Browns survivor, Joe Thomas, returns!... The new, svelte Joe...  Joe lost more than 50lbs after leaving the game... The Browns and Josh Grodon... The heavy tax of losing... A return to Cleveland?... The Joe Thomas workout plan... Never forget 'Deflategate'... What genre is 'The Karate Kid'?... Just the facts, Dan!... Dale Hansen on Jones' anthem stance... Boom! You just got Hansen'ed! ...Eisner!



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July 39, 2018
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local hour: The shipping container went to Dolphins camp on Saturday.  Billy says Frank Gor is still a ProBowler.   Life Hack Attack segment #2.  (Stu taped his pregame during the break.)  Heat Talk.

Hour 1: (Stugtoz's Pregame: bad valets.) Billy's mentor is, unfortunately, Stugotz.  Dan implies all older athletes who still perform well are doping (how? how is it possible?) and he's probably correct.   Billy sat through 26 minutes of previews at the movie theater.  Those Impossible Missions end up being possible. 

Hour 2: Dan lectures on tweets from teenagers.  'Melo didn't lose a dollar despite being waived twice.  A 2-win team won the 4-team Arena League.  Stu's Weekend Observations.

Hour 3: Audio: Tom Brady walks away from reporters.  Tom Cruise looks and acts young [Is he doping?].  Funniest Things from the Sports Weekend.  Expos Talk. 



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July 27

July 27, 2018
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local hour: Dolphins training camp has started, and there is already no hope.  Mike Ryan talks U of Miami football.  Guillermo's new character is the hype man  whose mind gets blown by sports predictions.  Dan is aging.  The crew are going to Dolphins training camp on Saturday.

Hour 1: (Stugotz's pregame: LeBron Jr has no pressure compared to regular people with mortgages.) Dan lectures about Jerry Jones.  Stat of the Day: Tom Cruise is 5 years older than Wilford Brimley was when he made Cocoon.  Billy talks Fast & Furious and earns a trip to the therapy cot.

Hour 2: Phoner: Tim Kurkjian talks baseball, interspersed by Billy on the therapy couch.  LeBron Talk.  Steven Adams is from a far-off land. Audio: promo for Stephen A. Smith's radio show, even though he's in the middle of a 2-week vacation.

Hour 3: Israel Guiterrez is in studio for Stu, who left for the airport. Dan and Izzy try to emulate Stephen A.'s promo.  Phoner: Tim Kennedy, former MMA fighter, has a show called Hard to Kill.  The Club.




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Thursday, July 26, 2018

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July 26, 2018
Thursday with Stan Van Gundy

local hour: Cuban Coffee and dominoes. Dolphins schedule Talk. Stan Van Gundy enters, by phone.  Stan talks basketball.  

Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: CJ McCollum doesn't respect Kevin Durant's decision from two seasons ago.)  Stan Van Gundy talks baseball.  Stan Van Gundy talks football. Stan Van Gundy talks Kevin Durant.  Stan Van Gundy talks LeBron.  Stan Van Gundy talks Barry Bonds.

Hour 2: Stan Van Gundy talks national anthem. Stan Van Gundy talks NBA coaches. Stan Van Gundy talks Carmelo Anthony.  Stan Van Gundy talks Boogie Cousins.

Hour 3: Stan Van Gundy talks Vince Carter.  Stan Van Gundy talks legal sports gambling.  Stan Van Gundy talks the NBA Western Conference. Stan Van Gundy talks about topics from the past 5 years.
 



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Wednesday, July 25, 2018

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July 25, 2018
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local hour: The Marlins have a chain.  Life Hack Attacks debut.  Phoner: David Samson.

Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: DeRozan needs to get over it.) Stu is a gooligan.  Phoner: First Take fill-ins, Domonique Foxworth and Steve Mason, during a commercial.  Audio: DeMar DeRozan is still hurting, and Stu's not having it.   Jimmy G Talk.

Hour 2: Phoner: Joon Lee of Bleacher Report talks Jimmy G.   Blake Griffin wants to be a stand-up comedian.  Audio: reporters laugh at Dwight Howard's corny joke.   Audio Vault filler [why don't they take these weeks off?]   Shark Week Talk.

Hour 3: Phoner: cinematographer Jeff Kurr talks Shark Week, who says sharks aren't book smart.  Audio: Stu's 30 for 30 on Aaron Rodgers visiting the Dalai Lama.  Phoner:
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Tuesday, July 24, 2018

July 24

July 24, 2018
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

local hour: Billy is fed up with The U "being back" every July.  It's Shark Week.  D-Wade Talk. 

Hour 1: (Greg Cote's Show & Tell: ceramic Japanese person.)  Dan thinks penguins were like seals and not birds.  Phoner: Adam Schefter talks NBA. 

Hour 2: Phoner: Mina Kimes talks racist tweets from a teenager in 2011.  Gary Sanchez needs to hustle.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: Eyesight. 

Hour 3: Ron Magill in studio.  A Spartans Wire reporter takes it to Jim Harbaugh.  NFL needs stars.



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Monday, July 23, 2018

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July 23, 2018
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local hour: One of the Dolphins' Top 5 coaches died.   Tiger Woods Talk.   Billy takes the reigns, with mystery topics.

Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: Tiger Woods should have finished the job.)  Dan thinks an aging golfer can be more popular in the immediate future than LeBron James.   Do you have to be crazy to want to go play with LeBron James?  Josh Gordon won't be attending the Browns' training camp. M. Shadows has a blood blister on his vocal cords.  Stu's Weekend Observations.  Tiger Woods Talk.

Hour 2: Stu says everyone is catching up to him on his opinion that Elon Musk is a fraud, and he's going to continue to expose fellow Stugotzes.  Lamar Jackson is going to take Joe Flacco's job. Funniest Things from the Sports Weekend. Josh Gordon will sink another Browns season.

Hour 3: Audio: coach Gary Payton yells at Big3 players.  Phoner: Scott Van Pelt talks Tiger Woods.  Stat of the Day: Betting odds of a Rockets' championship will decrease if Carmelo Anthony joins.   Stu gets 2 minutes in the box for a bad read.  Phoner: Joe Romeiro, cinematographer, talks Gronk and Aaron Rogers with sharks. 




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local hour: Stan Van Gundy's homecoming to The Show will happen on Thursday, and Stu wants NBA coaches for that entire show.  Audio Vault: zoologist Terry Stotts and Van Gundy discuss the Blazers' schedule. King Roy's Realm segment #4: King Migraine proclaims that sports should have "no days off."  Phoner: David Samson. 

Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: Stu goes long giving too many takes.)  Dolphins have an anthem policy.  Dan takes calls for porn titles for Jimmy Garapolo's relationship with a 41-year-old porn star. Top Gameshow Music.  Roy's Top 10 Comedians.  Billy gives his Top 16 Comedians, then sends himself to the penalty box.

Hour 2: Phoner: Tim Kurkjian, who has had the winter coat free-throw dream a hundred times since high school, and it's a different coat each time.  NBA Pirate Steven Adams is only 25.  Stat of the Day: Joey Votto has never popped up to the catcher, pitcher, or firstbaseman in his 6500+ MLB at-bats.   Stu rails against youth sports refs, and gets the Kentucky Fraud Chickens.   Audio: Will Cain promo says Zeke is the most indispensable non-QB.  Stu cannot air guitar.

Hour 3: Audio for Shark Week: Paul De Gelder describes being attacked by a shark.  Stu talks golf.  Phoner: Paul De Gelder, who heard that The Gronk, a purple Honker Muppet, had to be pulled out of the way of a shark during the taping of a Shark Week diving special.  The Club.



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Thursday, July 19, 2018

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July 19, 2018
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local hour:  Kawhi Leonard to the Raptors, and the Heat had no chance.  Mike Trout would be famous if he played for the Dodgers.  Marlins Talk.  Dan says Stu's epitaph should be "LIE BIG".

Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: DeMar DeRozan should get over being lied to by the Raptors.)   Stu cannot name an A's player.  Sylvester Stallone Talk.  Norm MacDonald's magnum opus, his ESPYs hosting gig, happened 20 years ago.  Chris Cote blasphemes Clyde Drexler.   1 F or 2 Ses? 

Hour 2: Phoner: Clyde Drexler.  Roy has a migraine that made him ask who Cleveland's closer was two years ago.  Stu mispronounces Sade and Roy flips out.  Phoner: Ron Magill.

Hour 3: Topps has made a Stugotz trading card.  Phoner: David Feherty talks golf.  Stu says Gardens of the Galaxy.  Imagine Vin Diesel in the Martian and other movies.  Jerry Jones takeover rehash.  Dan's Match Game: write a joke that matches Dan's, related to Vin Diesel growing potatoes on Mars.  Audio: Stephen A Smith says NBA teams that aren't the Warriors should compete and figure it out.  



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Wednesday, July 18, 2018

July 18

July 18, 2018 - Jimmy V Foundation Auction
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local hour: Kawhi Leonard, who doesn't want to play in Toronto, has been traded to Toronto.  Naked Chris segment #2.   "Voiceover Dan" made a parody song yesterday involving the Heat and Kawhi and it's already obsolete.  He also made one about 'Melo. 

The Show returns tomorrow.





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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

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July 17, 2018
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

local hour: Phoner: Ray Hudson, BeIn Sports, talks soccer.  Greg Cote has a beef with fellow Miami Herald writer who Cote has never met, Billy Corben.  Guillermo gets fined and boxed for misreading.

Hour 1: (Greg Cote's Show & Tell: signed photo of a banjo player.)  Richie Incognito wants to be the anti-bullying ambassador.  Show-related song parodies eat up some time.   Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Movie Talk.

Hour 2: Phoner: Tim Kurkjian talks about his performance at Sunday's MLB celebrity softball game.  Tim dreams of free-throwing a winter coat.  Stu's Personal Record Book: Kyle Schwarber won the Home Run Derby because Bryce Harper and his dad cheated.  Birdman is in the building.  Greg Cote wants to tear down the teepee and melt the igloo.

Hour 3: Le'Veon Bell is unhappy for another offseason.  The Raptors need Kawhi Leonard.  Chris "Birdman" Andersen in studio. 



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