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March 30

March 30, 2018
 Friday
 
local hour: On opening day, the Marlins gave up a first pitch home run, ran out of certain foods at concessions, and hit a child with a ball.  Phoner: Ice-T.  Stu saw his first NHL game of the season last night, so he wants to fix hockey.  Mike Ryan calls out Panthers' Sasha Barkov.  Heat Talk. 

Hour 1: (The Stugotz Pregame Show: everything went wrong for the Marlins on opening day.) Dan has reading glasses but Stu doesn't need reading glasses because he doesn't read.  Audio: Tim Kurkjian talks music during an opening day game [because baseball is boring and not really a sport].  Bob Costas is leaving NBC football because of concussions. Audio: yesterday's Marlins call where Billy was trampled by Dan.  Dan trampled Al Michaels' call of the 1980 US hockey win.  Dan sends himself to the penalty box for making a diabetes joke.  Stu sends Billy to the penalty box for explaining the belly button.  Phoner: Bomani Jones.  Limited Fake callers.  Dennis Rodman tweets.

Hour 2: Phoner: Tim Kurkjian.  Stu says, "get the hell out of here, science!"  Stu is tired of Sister Jean.  Magic Crate of Content: Is Tampa Bay destined to hoist the Stanley Cup?  Songs associated with movie scenes.

Hour 3: More Sister Jean Talk. (The TV audience got the Ice-T interview from the local hour.) Dan's Favorite Color #26: Persimmon.  Phoner: Tim Kurkjian is back to be quizzed about entertainment.  Stu compulsively gives takes.  Fake Howard Cosell.  The Club.


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March 29

March 29, 2018
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March 28

March 28, 2018
 Wednesday with Mina Kimes

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Hour 1: (The Stugotz Pregame Show: the Jets are burden to Stu.)  Mina Kimes is in an Elmo costume.  NFL Draft Talk.  Mina still can't do a hot take.  Phoner: Bomani Jones.  Dan reveals the MLB Power Rankings emailed to ESPN employees at 5 a.m.  Magic Crate of Content: favorite cheese.

Hour 2: Mina can't be a Stugotz.  Sean Penn's penned book is being panned.  Dan thinks the new football leagues are basically trying to capitalize on gambling.  Wheel of Issues. 

Hour 3: NFL Draft Talk.  Stu says Elon Musk's empire is crumbling.  Dan's Favorite Color #26: Burlywood. [I did my taxes during this show.]





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March 27

March 27, 2018
 Tuesdays with Greg Cote

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Hour 1: (Greg Cote's Show & Tell: his nameplate from the Atlantic Sun in the '70s.) Listeners still won't go read Cote's columns at the Miami Herald website.  Chartreuse.  Grid of Death payoff: Greg Cote has mini pretzels in his socks.  Cote eats one of those pretzels and then Dan eats one of those pretzels.  Markelle Fultz is being patronized by overly-supportive Philly fans during his 10-point debut.  Phoner: Bomani Jones.   The Rams are loading up. Brockmire calls in to talk baseball.  What's the deal with Kawhi Leonard?

Hour 2: The Marlin's opening day roster is laughable.  Magic Crate of Content: What should you toss but you keep?  Sister Jean Talk leads to Dan sending himself to the box for not getting Greg Cote's unfunny pun.  

Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill. Limited Fake callers.  Mike's mix drowns out Takes from Cote and Stu. [The Segment of Segments:] More Limited Fakes.  Stat of the Day.  Dan's Favorite Color #27: Chartreuse.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: coins as currency.  [.]  More Limited Fakes. 





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March 26

March 26, 2018
 Monday with Hank Azaria

local hour:  Hank Azaria is in studio as Jim Brockmire. 

Hour 1: (Stu's pregame: quick basketball takes.)  Stu doesn't like Sister Jean, superfan of Loyola-Chicago.  Brockmire takes it to Christianity.   Tebow Talk.  Brockmire doesn't like Musburger.

Hour 2: Magic Crate of Content: which punctuation describes your personality, jordan or stern's career.  AAAAAAHHH! Stephen A. talks Warriors.  Stu's Weekend Observations.  Brockmire is annoyed at the pings.  Phoner: Joe Buck.  Reckless Speculation about Brent Musburger. 

Hour 3: Phoner: Bomani Jones.  The Funniest Things of the Sports Weekend.  Dan's Favorite Color #28: dandelion.






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March 25

March 25, 2018
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March 24

March 24, 2018
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March 23

March 23, 2018
Friday- Stu and "The Hawk"
 
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Hour 1: (Stugotz Pregrame: what's left of March Madness.)    Magic Crate of Content: N Sync or Backstreet Boys?  Chris Cote gets 2 minutes in the box but Billy serves his time because Chris has to screen calls. Calls: Limited Fake Macho Man Randy Savage, Fake Himalyan Operator at a Carnival.  Phoner: Bomani Jones rates Gotzllermo.  Wayne Huizinga died.

Hour 2: Audio Vault: Stu upsets Mike Wilbon.  Limited Fake Charles Barkley has been on hold for 90 minutes.  Dan's Favorite Color #30: Hazel.  Magic Crate of Content: Can the Spurs bounce back?  Stu says Kawhi Leonard and LeBron will be teammates next season.  Calls: Limited Fake Ving Rhames says "cereal," Limited Fake Ed Oregon, Fake Kermit the Frog.  Phoner: Dan Patrick simulcasts.  Magic Crate of Content: last movie you watched. 

Hour 3: Katie Nolan is in studio this hour.  Magic Crate of Content: favorite Stephen Hawking memory: Stu says he and "The Hawk" were walking by a lake.  Audio: Chris Canty says the Giants will trade their #2 pick, up or down.  Audio Vault: Stu apologizes for having no idea that Jonathan Coachman is black.  Calls: Limited Fake Donald Duck, Limited Fake Pinocchio, Limited Fake Jon Lovitz, Adnan. The Club.





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March 22

March 22, 2018
Thursday
 
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Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: He can't coach his own kid.)  Audio Vault: Fake Frank Deford.  AAAAAAHHH! Max Kellerman looks ghostly.  Dan immediately regrets inviting callers to do fake characters as Fake  fails. 

Hour 2: Calls: Fake Tony Pena, Fake Marty Smith, and Fake Stone Cold.  Magic Crate of Content: most embarrassing moment playing sports.  Phoner: Kenny Mayne tried out for the Seahawks in 1982.  Stu starts a radio war with the Dan Patrick Show and a basketball game between the shows is proposed.  LeBron Talk.  What would be on the cover of Stephen A.'s slow jams album.  Billy takes on Waco.

Hour 3: Chris Cote does an impression of Dr Phil talking football.  Phoner: Mina Kimes talks about how little minor league baseball players are paid.  Dan talks about a documentary about Mr Rogers.  Phoner: Dan Patrick, who compares shows.  Phoner: Bomani Jones talks Stevie Wonder.  Dan's Favorite Color #32 Mauve and #31 Periwinkle.  NIT brackets intersperse the Polls.





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March 21

March 21, 2018
Wednesday - The debut of Death Metal Hockey Guy

local hour: Panthers growls.  Billy's Marlins Talk.  Heavy Metal Talk.   Mike Ryan blends metal singer with hockey news and creates the Death Metal Hockey Guy character.  Surfer Hockey Dude gets chased away.  The Dirty Demon of Debate stops by.  Remembering the show's Dania Jai alai event when Stu got his chest waxed.

Hour 1: (Stugotz' Pregame: schools still unsafe.)  Audio Vault: Limited Fake Charles Bronson.  Death Metal Hockey Guy gives national hockey news and does the SportsCenter update.  Audio Vault: Mark Hachman talks Canes.  Phoner: Bomani Jones.  Audio: Stephen A. wishes Clayton Kershaw a happy birthday.

Hour 2: Phoner: David Robinson. Bad coaches join ESPN.  Audio Vault: John Fox montage.  Dan explains the Suey Awards.

Hour 3: Are the Xs or Os the offense?  Dan's favorite color #33: yellow.  Dan does the NIT brackets, interspersed with Stu talking Raptors.  Phoner: M. Shadows from Avenged Sevenfold talks golf.





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March 20

March 20, 2018
Tuesdays with Greg Cote
 
local hour: Magic Crate of Content: uninvent an invention. Heat Talk. Greg Cote gets sent to the box.  Magic Crate of Content: most embarrassing meeting of a celebrity.  Dan sends himself to the box.  Mike Ryan searches public records to see if Dan has ever been sued.  Dan wants to do celebrate a Cuban heritage month on the show.

Hour 1: (Greg Cote's Show & Tell: cement jester face wall placard.)  In yesterday's Weekend Observations, Stu said Ohio State always has an annoying, pesky white guard, and that's Dan Dakich's kid.  Stu gets the chickens for saying annoying is a compliment.  Stu is outraged by ESPN magazine's list of dominant athletes of the last 20 years, so the Dirty Demon of Debate arrives.    Audio Vault: Mike Miller's monkey rode his dog.  Phoner: Eric Stonestreet.  Greg Cote gets sent to the box. 

Hour 2: Phoner: Bomani Jones. Greg Cote is sent to the box to prevent him from upsetting a client during delicate talk about a sponsorship.  Audio: Today's promo for Will Cain implies he wants to fight Mike Florio.  Phoner: Scott Van Pelt. Gotzllermo talks Charlie Ebersol's AAF and Greg Cote will be the commissioner of its fantasy league. 

Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill.  Greg says the Dolphins' season is hopeless.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: Handwriting.  Greg Cote dyed his hair.  Dan's favorite color #35: green and #34: blue.  Is Kevin Love for real?  [I think the show needed 90 seconds of sports talk for tomorrow's promo.]  Who wants to write Stugotz's Personal Record Book? 
 



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March 19

March 19, 2018
Monday 

local hour: NBA Talk. Stu stole Pablo Torres' thunder by (somewhat) picking UMBC last week.  The Jets gave away a haul to move up three spots in the draft.   Would Stu be happy as a Stedman Graham if Abby was Oprah?

Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: Stu picked UMBC, the (16) team that beat (1) Virginia.)  Tiger Woods Talk.  Audio: TrumpGotz.  Audio: John Elway introduces his new QB as Case Keesum.  Dan wants to make an allusion to Tom Hanks and comes up with "Busom Buddies."  Guillermo's grid of death punishment today is to dress like Daisy Duke, with a plaid button down shirt, brown boots, and cut-off jean shorts.  Dan goes through the weekend's March Sadness brackets voiced by Hank Azaria.  Audio: Seth Greenberg blames Arizona's unpaid college players and not the coach. 

Hour 2: Phoner: Marty Smith talks about Tiger Woods.  Stu's Weekend Observations.  Phoner: RedZone host Scott Hanson gets ambushed by RedZone host Andre Siciliano.  More brackets.

Hour 3: Phoner: Bomani Jones, whose podcast returns April 3.  Who's the least trustworthy sports figure?  Funniest Things from the Sports Weekend.  Audio: Tom Izzo gives heart speak not coach speak.  More brackets.  March Madness Talk.  Audio Vault: John Elway thanks himself instead of Jon Fox.



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March 18

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