Wednesday, February 28, 2018

February 29

Leap Day


February 29, 2016
Monday 

local hour: Dan gets mad at Stugotz.   Heat Talk.  Yo, Chicken Time as Stu said on New York radio that he's a Knicks fan. 

Hour 1: Wheel of Issues. Warriors Talk.

Hour 2: Bud Selig makes $6 million per year in retirement.  Stu's Weekend Observations.  Papi saw Around the Horn and called Woody Paige a fat guy.  Audio Vault: Hulk Hogan missed the call about the grill endorsement.

 Hour 3: Phoner: Tim Legler talks NBA.  Stat of the Day.  The NFL CEOs have been caught removing $100-120 million from the pool of money that determines the salary cap. [Here's the story.]



February 29, 2012
Wednesday

Hour 1: Mike Stanton is now Giancarlo Stanton.  Stu & Hochman are feuding with Waddle & Silvy over yesterday's Derrick Rose talk.  Audio: Stu on Waddle & Silvy.    Phoner: Adam Schefter talks Peyton Manning. 

Hour 2: Dan goes apocalyptic on Chicago.  Phoner: Jeffrey Ross.

Hour 3: Phoner: David Samson. Jim Irsay, Colts CEO, blocked Stu on twitter. 

Hour 4: Phoner: Shannon Briggs, former heavyweight boxer.  Stu & Hochman close out the show with calls on a What Would You Rather Have - Marlins World Series, Heat Championship, Panthers Stanley Cup, or Dolphins sign Peyton Manning?



February 28

February 28, 2018
Wednesday with Pablo Torre - Let the Races Begin

local hour: Audio Vault: Mike Ryan as Joe Zagacki.  Audio: Joe Zagacki calls the final shot of the U. of Miami victory over UNC, making it sound like a hail-mary 75 footer.  Heat Talk. 

Hour 1: (Stu's pregame: support for Parkland.)  Pablo Torre wants to be Stephen Asian Smith.  Stu spoils Trey Wingo's QB projections.  Stu tells the George R.R. Martin story to Pablo.  AAAAAAHHH!  The only detail about Pablo & Bomani's new show is "Spring." 
 
Hour 2: Audio Vault: Sepp Blatter says he's the president of everybody.  Stu gets the Kentucky Fraud Chicken but Stu wins for the first time. Are NFL ratings down because nobody knows what a catch is?  Amin El-Hassan is ready to race, and Billy suggests smaller elimination races rather than a big event.  Phoner: Bomani Jones.  Odds and bets are placed for the race: +410 Pablo, +350 Guillermo, -290 Amin.

Hour 3: The Amin-Pablo-Guillermo Sprint is won by Billy despite Amin having an alleged false start.  Amin and Pablo want a do-over.  Billy wins again.   Fat Chris is emboldened and challenges Amin. Phil Simms' QB #16: Jameis Winston.  Pablo, Amin, and Fat Chris race.  Fat Chris blew by Pablo and Amin fakes a hamstring injury.  Final race: Fat Chris vs Billy, with Pablo for comedic effect.  Winner: Fat Chris stuns.



February 28, 2017
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

local hour: Heat Talk.  Still planning the Edwin Pope Memorial Party tonight.  It's Fat Tuesday, get ready for Mar Gra. 

Hour 1: Six years ago, a 99-year-old man divorced his wife because he found letters of her affair in the 1940s.  Dan unleashes the chickens on Greg Cote.  Phoner: Papi says he wouldn't divorce.  Dan tries to sic The Dirty Demon of Debate on Greg Cote, but that's not how it works.
 
Hour 2: Lavar Ball has entered the scene.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: Comfort/Service Dogs in public spaces.

Hour 3: Ron Magill will be on Thursday.  Phoner: John Amaechi says LeBron would not win the NCAA Tournament with the worst Division I college team. Phoner: Joe Thomas, Browns.  Dan unleashed the chickens on him for saying he's happy on the Browns.  One-Question Phoners: How far would LeBron and the worst Div-I team go in the Tournament?  Boog Sciambi, Pablo Torres, Amin El-Hassan, Butterbean, Tom Donaghy, and Mickey Mouse.



February 28, 2016
Sunday


February 28, 2015
Saturday



February 28, 2014
Friday 

local hour: Dolphins Talk.  Sportsbang Story: Stu's Mar Gra mask.  Caron Butler Talk.

Hour 1: Richie Incognito has been checked into a mental hospital.  LeBron Talk.
 
Hour 2: Phoner: Jake the Snake Roberts.  Phoner: George Karl talks NBA. Game: Manly Man-Off.

Hour 3: Phoner: Richard Lewis.



February 28, 2013
Thursdays with Bomani Jones.


Hour 1: Dan is out, but he will be on Highly Questionable.  Phoner: DJ Mike Hitman.
 
Hour 2: Calls. Stephen Curry Talk.  Calls on relationships.

Hour 3: Bomani is unemployed -- Around the Horn is his side-hustle -- but he doesn't want to go to the analytics nerd conference where Stan Van Gundy is holding court.

Stu's Hour: LeBron Talk.  Stu takes calls. Phoner: Tony Fiorentino, Heat commentator, talks basketball.


February 28, 2012
Tuesday
 
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Tuesday, February 27, 2018

February 27

February 27, 2018
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

local hour: Last weekend, Cote went to Coconut Creek Casino to see Caliendo. Tiger Woods Talk. Marlins Talk.

Hour 1: Movie Talk. Phoner: Bomani Jones.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: Uber. What are the Top 5 sports movies?
 
Hour 2: Steve Adams Talk.  Simms' QB #17: Alex Smith.  Phoner: Frank Caliendo.

Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill  What's the Deal with Marcus Peters?  Phoner: David Arquette.  Many polls, interrupted by Adnan Virk.



February 27, 2017
Monday 

local hour: Oscars Talk.  Stu is starting to get sick.  Heat Talk.  Dolphins Talk. Allyson says Super Dave Bob Einstein doesn't want to come on The Show. Dan says the best thing to do is to ignore Michael Rapaport.

Hour 1:Oscar Talk. Phoner: David Gahan, Depeche Mode, in a segment that runs long.
 
Hour 2: Do you think Dan does the show for you?  Stu's incomplete Weekend Observations.  Stu was busy with the Golics this weekend.  Dan says The Walking Dead is "We need supplies, it's dangerous out there." 

Hour 3: Dan doesn't want to be defended by Phil Mushnik. Audio: Gronk attended the Daytona 500.  Allyson calls out the chickens on Stu who said he watched the Daytona 500.



February 27, 2016
Saturday


February 27, 2015
Friday 

local hour: Dolphins Talk.  Phoner: Bruce Feldman, writer, talks Dolphins. Heat Talk.

Hour 1: LeBron Talk.  Stu says Russell Westbrook doesn't deserve the MVP.  Audio: "I'll fucking kill you, motherfucker," says Vanderbilt caoch Kevin Stallings to player Wade Baldwin for being unsportsmanlike.  
 
Hour 2: Phoner: Richard Lewis.  Stugotz of the Day: Bellator.  Phoner: PJ Carlesimo talks NBA.

Hour 3: In studio, John Clayton takes calls.  The Take-Off.  Phoner: Kevin Arnovitz talks Larry Sanders, who left the Bucks and millions of dollars because of depression.  The Club.



February 27, 2014
Thursdays with Bomani Jones

local hour: Heat Talk. Caron Butler Talk.  David Samson is on Survivor.

Hour 1: Phoner: Steve Kerr, TNT.
 
Hour 2: Phoner: Ron Jaworski talks QB in the NFL draft.

Hour 3: DJ Mike Hitman calls. Roy's Top 10: Favorite Egyptian Things. Bomani Jones's Pop Culture Minute: Don't embarrass your woman in public.  Phoner: Billy Corben, documentary maker.



February 27, 2013
Wednesday
 
Hour 1: LeBron Talk.  Phoner: Bill Self, U. of Kansas coach.  Audio: Wall of Sound of Heat naysayers. Phoner: Terrell Suggs, OLB, Ravens, continues into hour 2.
 
Hour 2:  Phoner: PJ Carlesimo.   

Hour 3: Phoner: Bill O'Brien.  Stan's NBA Nuggets.  

Stu's Hour: Phoner: Roy Williams.  Stu talks U. of Miami investigation.



February 27, 2012
Monday

Monday, February 26, 2018

February 26

February 26, 2018
Monday

local hour: Stu can't name 7 U. of Miami players, all-time.  Radio Talk.

Hour 1:Movie Talk.  Stu gets the Kentucky Fraud Chickens three time after saying he didn't want to be on Around the Horn anyway.  Audio Vault: Stan Van Gundy says the NCAA basketball league is a sham.  Blake Bortles got $54 million.
 
Hour 2:  Who Shot J.R.?  Phoner: Bomani Jones talks NBA.  The Funniest Things of the Sports Weekend.

Hour 3: Game Show Talk.  Stu's Weekend Observations.  Isaiah Thomas Talk.  Simms QB #18: Dak Prescott.



February 26, 2017
Sunday


February 26, 2016
Friday

local hour: Dan hasn't noticed when Mike Ryan says "nice" every time the number 69 comes up.  Dan wants a sound effect to play every time he starts yelling.

Hour 1: Stu is envious of Sarah Spain, Pablo Torres, Bomani Jones, and others who have springboarded off The Show to bigger projects. Audio: Mad Dog Russo tells Tom Brady's dad to shut up.  Stu sportswhisperers to Cheryl Tiggs about the SI cover with the plus-sized model.

Hour 2: Phoner: Guy Fieri. Movie Talk.

Hour 3: Phoner: Michele Roberts, executive director of the NBPA.  LeBron's weight in gold is less than $5 million.  Stainless steel had not been invented the last time the Cubs won the World Series.  Guillermo's Epic Sound of the Day: belching contest. Papi buys shoes at Publix. The Club.


February 26, 2015
Thursdays with John Amaechi

local hour: Heat Talk.  Stu does some llama puns. Phoner: Henry Walker, Heat.

Hour 1: Josh Hamilton, MLB, has an addiction.  Amaechi plays a round of What Was Stu Saying? 
 
Hour 2: Phoner: Joe Rogan.

Hour 3: Phoner:Bob Arum talks boxing.



February 26, 2014
Wednesdays with Stan Van Gundy


local hour: Heat Talk.   
Hour 1: Phoner: Frank Vogel, Pacers coach.   Phoner: Kyle Lowrie, Raptors.  Stan Van Gundy, Basketball Streetwalker.

Hour 2: Phoner: Kemba Walker, Charlotte Bobcats.  Stan doesn't want a 4-point line in basketball.  Stan's NBA Nuggets.

Hour 3: Phoner: Mike Krzyzewski with Jim Boeheim.  Florida Stories.  Gullermo's Epic Sound of the Day: a woman gets a tattoo.

 


February 26, 2013
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

Hour 1: Marlins Talk.  Audio: Greg Cote questions Jeffrey Loria.  Phoner: Jalen Rose. 
 
Hour 2: Dan tells Cote that shows that do 40 yard dashes are hack.  Phoner: Kirk Goldsbury talks NBA analytics.  Audio: Bill Burr sports stand-up again.  Phoner: Rich Eisen talks NFL combine.

Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill.  Bill O'Brien had a legit emergency on February 20, when he was supposed to do a phoner on The Show. 

Hour 4: Phoner: replay of Jalen Rose from hour 1.




February 26, 2012
Sunday

Sunday, February 25, 2018

February 25

February 25, 2018
 Sunday

February 25, 2017
Saturday


February 25, 2016
Thursday - Gravy Vampire

local hour: Heat Talk.  A texter calls Dan a Gravy Vampire. Stu went to therapy to deal with being a punchline on the show and how it hurts his feelings.  Warriors Talk.

Hour 1:  The Stugotz Show with Dan the Gravy Vampire.  Audio: Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz hype their fight.  A texter unleashes the Kentucky Fraud Chickens on Dan for not knowing enough about MMA.  Phoner: Dirk Nowitzki. 

Hour 2: Dan wishes there was more hype instead of the church cathedral of sports.  Emergency topics like Pay the college Players - today it's Ban Court Storming?  NBA Talk.

Hour 3: Dan says it would be funny if "buh" was Stu's only contribution to the Mike & the Mad Dog 30 for 30.  Audio: Stu's 30 for 30 about the idea of doing a Mike & the Mad Dog 30 for 30.  Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul is suing Adam Schefter for revealing medical records showing that fireworks blew off his index finger, most of his thumb, and the tips of the three other fingers.  Phoner: Ethan Strauss talks Warriors.



February 25, 2015
Wednesdays with Bomani Jones

Hour 1: Dez Bryant is being extorted with some kind of video.  Bomani says extortion never ends.  Do the Heat have a rival other than the Knicks?  Phoner: Max Kellerman talks boxing.

Hour 2: NBA Talk. Derrick Rose's body is broken.  Would Doc Rivers beat up Rajon Rondo?  

Hour 3: Marcellus Willey, love doctor.  Bomani Jones' Pop Culture Minute: Cicely Tyson and Abe Vigoda are old.  Audio: Terrence Howard at the Oscars.  Phoner: John Tapper, Bar Rescue.  Audio: Jeremy Lin & teammates whoop it up.

Hour 4: Audio: replay of Max Kellerman's phoner.  TV Talk.




February 25, 2014
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

local hour: Fidelity in sports  Dolphins Talk.  Heat Talk.  Audio Vault: Stan Van Gundy talks Knicks.  Audio Vault: Knicks fan talks smack.  Soccer Talk.

Hour 1: Marriage & fame.  Danny Devito went to Coachella.   Stu says it doesn't matter that Jim Harbaugh doesn't get along with the 49ers front office.

Hour 2: Phoner: Ron Magill.  Aaron Hernandez is scary, even in prison.  Phoner: Mike Wilbon and Jason Whitlock aren't contentious enough.

Hour 3: Carlos Martinez, St. Louis Cardinal, likes porn on twitter.  Bill Simmons calls for no good reason.  Phoner: Ozzie Smith.  Jason Whitlock calls back.



February 25, 2013
Monday

Hour 1: Marlins Talk.  Phoner: Jonah Keri on Jeffrey Loria.  

Hour 2: More Marlins Talk.  Sports figures who look like they snore.  Phoner: Jason Whitlock talks NCAA vs U. of Miami and Paul George vs Heat. 

Hour 3: Audio: Pitbull disrespects Lil Wayne in song.  Phoner: Tom Haberstroh talks LeBron and NBA. 

Hour 4: Audio: Bill Burr sports standup.  Stu takes calls on the Marlins stadium swindle.



February 25, 2012
Saturday

Saturday, February 24, 2018

February 24

February 24, 2018
 Saturday


February 24, 2017
Friday

local hour: The Edwin Pope Memorial Party is up to $20,000. Audio: Stu on Mike & Mike.  Dan says Bristol flew in Stugotz like it's an emergency to fill in for Greenberg.

Hour 1: Dan started a race debate on the network over Magic Johnson's hiring.  Dan reads Magic's tweets.  Phoner: Kevin   Audio: Stu debates Keyshawn Johnson about Dan & Magic on Mike & Mike and Dan sides with Keyshawn. Phoner: Stu.

Hour 2: Draymond Green heckles Paul Pierce.  Is Dray the Alpha on the Warriors?  Amin El-Hassan texts Dan that Dray is like Ray Lewis at the end of his career -- the squad rolls their eyes when he speaks.  Phoner: Ndamukong Suh.  Phoner: Tim Kurkjijn. 

Hour 3: Phoner: Mark Stein talks NBA and pop culture. Mystery Men Talk. The Club.



February 24, 2016
Wednesdays with John Amaechi

local hour: Heat Talk.  Stu's content used to be 60-70% his know it's about 10% original.  8 poll questions so far. 

Hour 1: Dan has gone 50 segments without talking race.

Hour 2: Stat of the Day.  Amaechi plays What Was Stu Saying?

Hour 3: More names for the Gronk Cruise.  Andre Kremer interviewed Kobe Bryant and he admits to being what his teammates say he is. [John Amaechi tends to throw cold water on every topic.]



February 24, 2015
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

local hour: Heat Talk. Phoner: Goran Dragic.

Hour 1:Phoner: Kevin Pollak.  Audio: Papi reads from Fifty Shades of Gray.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: Speed up baseball? What's the hurry?

Hour 2: Phoner: Ron Magill.  Dan says only 5% of The Show is spent talking race. 

Hour 3: Phoner: replay of the Goran Dragic.  Mike Ryan is outraged that The Today Show stole the On Fleek game, so he has come up with a new game, Wiggle Waggle.  Phoner: Michael McCann talks Aaron Hernandez trial.  Papi reads from Fifty Shades of Gray.  Stu beefs with Jason Alexander, who would have come on the show if they didn't talk about Seinfeld.  Guillermo's Sound of the Day: a dog wails to music.



February 24, 2014
Monday

local hour: True Detective Talk.  Heat Talk.  Phoner: Tom Haberstroh.  Stu thinke he could be a news anchor.

Hour 1: NFL refs are now to penalize racial slurs 15 yards.  Big hands.  Stu says he could play in the NBA if he had big hands.  Jason Collins broke the openly gay barrier in U.S. major sports.  Phoner: Jay Bilas talks NBA.

Hour 2: A round of Looks Like.

Hour 3: Phoner: Dale Earnhardt Jr.  Alec Baldwin Talk.



February 24, 2013
Sunday


February 24, 2012
Friday 

Friday, February 23, 2018

February 23

February 23, 2018
Friday - The Flat Earth Call

local hour: Billy is in for Mike Ryan.  Allyson is in for Billy.  Dan declares war on ambitious executive bureaucrats like Old Money Charlie. Is the FBI trying to end college basketball?   The Flat Earth Call.

Hour 1: Audio Vault: some Al Lombardo calls.  Audio Vault: the Benny in Ft. Lauderdale call. Mike Ryan has returned to the shipping container.  Phoner: Bomani Jones talks college basketball and the FBI. Audio Vault: John Amaeche does lines from Taken.  Stu doesn't know his shoe size. Dan calls them Timbaland boots.  Stu says his feet are different sizes at different temperatures.  Billy says Stu lies about his shoe size because of the old adage.

Hour 2: Phoner: Abby says Stu doesn't know his shoe size.  Audio Vault: Ryan Howard got buzzsawed.  Audio Vault: two editions of Stu is the Most Inconsistent Man in the World.  Lamar Jackson Talk.  Dan says he's the one who doesn't get the show, as he's Wiley E. Coyote and Stugotz is the Roadrunner. 

Hour 3: Ron Artest Talk.  Phoner: Metta World Peace.  Chris Simms' QB #19: Marcus Mariota.  Simms talks Lamar Jackson.  Audio: Ron Artest says he broke Michael Jordan's ribs.  Gullermo takes Mike's seat for The Club. 




February 23, 2017
Thursday 

local hour: The Heat have nothing to offer on Trade Deadline Day.   The Dirty Demon of Debate wants politics.  Mike starts a hockey character.  Mike is still planning the Edwin Pope Memorial Pool Party with Open Bar.  Phoner: Vincent Trocheck, Florida Panther.

Hour 1: Audio Vault: Jaromir Jagr doesn't do extortion.  Phoner: Mark Stein talks NBA & pop culture.

Hour 2: Fix baseball with an outdoor pond.  NBA Trade Talk. Audio Vault: Stu pitches the ball pit idea to MLB commissioner Rob Manfred.  The Dirty Demon of Debate wants to debate a Paul George trade.

Hour 3: A bet on whether Stu shows up to the memorial party.  Phoner: Marty Smith talks Nascar.  Dan's comment yesterday about Magic Johnson is all over the network.  Stu leaves to catch a plane to go fill in on tomorrow's Mike & Mike.




February 23, 2016
Tuesday

local hour: No Show & Te. Stu says he's a great lacrosse coach.  Lacrosse Talk as Dan checks out.  Mike Ryan suggests they get audio of Stu yelling/coaching.  Heat Talk.  Stu sports whisperers to Ed Reed to not say Deng's Dong during Heat games.

Hour 1: A 30 for 30: Stu suggested a 30 for 30 on Mike & the Mad Dog, they're doing it, and then they don't even invite Stu to be on it.

Hour 2: Greg Cote reminisces about porn.  Mike Ryan suggests a Back in My Day about porn.  Audio: Jose Bautista wants money.  Unleash the Kentucky Fraud Chickens on Stu for saying Bryce Harper is good now that he drafted him to his fantasy team.   Funniest sports injuries.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: technology enables laziness.

Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill.  Phone: Jon Wertheim wrote a book about the sports brain.



February 23, 2015
Monday

local hour: Phoner: Rob Conrad, tail end of the interview.  LeBron Talk.

Hour 1: Mayweather vs Pacquiao on Cinco de Mayo.  Phoner: Todd McShay talks NFL combine.

Hour 2: Phoner: Rob Conrad talks about being lost at sea.  (Podcast bonus: full interview).  Mike Ryan is shocked at what Peyton Manning did to a trainer at the University of Tennessee.

Hour 3: Phoner: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Guillermo's Epic Sound of the Day: Terrence Howard can't ad-lib at the Oscars. 



February 23, 2014
Sunday


February 23, 2013
Saturday


February 23, 2012
Thursday

Thursday, February 22, 2018

February 22

February 22, 2018
Thursday

local hour: Billy in for Mike Ryan, Allyson in for Billy.  It's Allyson's day for music, she chose Mary J. Blige, and we have technical difficulties immediately.  Phoner: Mike Ryan begins to tell what's happening in Bristol.  Guillermo has no confidence. Rehashing Guillermo's audio mix-up yesterday.  Guillermo uses legal pads.

Hour 1: (Stugotz' Pregame: Kids just want to be safe in their schools.)  Dan wants to unleash the Stugotz Army every week. Mike Ryan chimes in from Bristol. Audio: Stugotz's voicemail to Boog Sciambi last year, backing out of a charity event.  Mike Ryan patches things up in Bristol over the Dunk Le Batard minicast. Phoner: Rich Eisen pulls rank and deflects the charges leveled by Stugotz. 

Hour 2: Kawhi Leonard says he's not ready to play.  Phoner: Bomani Jones talks Kawhi, and Rick Pitino. 

Hour 3: Audio: MLB commissioner Rob Manfred advocates baseball teams tanking.  Meanwhile, NBA commissioner Nate Silver fined Mark Cuban $600,000 for advocating his basketball team's tanking. Winter Olympics Talk.  Chris Simms' QB #20: Jared Goff. Kurt Warner was a system QB. Blake Bortles called out Simms, and Simms offers a Simms Throwing Camp to tutor Bortles. 


February 22, 2017
Wednesday - AAAAAAHHH!

local hour: Dolphins still need 2 guards, after 10 years of drafting them.  Stuu takes on Boogie Cousins, saying he's not great because he doesn't make the playoffs.  NBA Trade Talk.  D-Wade unhappy in Chicago.

Hour 1: Audio: AAAAAAHHH! Stephen A. is ecstatic that Magic Johnson is the new president of basketball operations.  Stu sports whisperers to the Lakers.  Fun with the pronunciation A.I.

Hour 2: Phoner: Mark Stein, NBA Trade Deadline Talk.  A different Weiner, Mark Weiner is a Stugotz, proud of himself for creating controversy while his wife shudders in a documentary.

Hour 3:Dan Le Batard explains why there's no more music, as a complaint was filed.  Phoner: Stephen A.

 
February 22, 2016
Monday

local hour: Heat Talk. Stu Phlegms.  Dan's a fraud.

Hour 1: A pile of women at the Gronk Cruise.  Audio: Spanish commentator at the Daytona 500.

Hour 2: Billy names the Gronk boat the S.S.T.D. UFC Talk. Phoner: Sarah Spain at the Gronk Cruise.  Stu's Weekend Observations.  Pablo Sandoval's birth certificate riles the Kentucky Fraud Chickens.

Hour 3: Tweeters name the Gronk boat. Kurt Rambis has favorited porn sites on twitter.  Stu sports whisperers Kurt.  Phoner: Steadman Baily talks about being shot twice in the head last year.  Stat of the Day.


February 22, 2015
Sunday


February 22, 2014
Saturday


February 22, 2013
Friday

Hour 1: Who's the best this minute?  Phoner: Tim Reynolds, AP, is either squeezing a squeak toy or scanning UPCs.

Hour 2: Stu says you shouldn't cheer an injury to an opponent's player unless it changes your team's fortune for the better.  Phoner: Jay Bilas.

Hour 3: Phoner: Lester Munson, talks law.  Stu didn't save the podcast.  Rumor has it that LeBron will go back to Cleveland.  Gronk is a meathead.

Stu's half-hour: No News Emergency Topics: Where's LeBron going next? Would you rather have a Stanley Cup, NBA Ring, World Series Ring, or NCAA football championship?  Pete Rose belongs in HoF?  Steroid users in the HoF?  In Miami, Marino vs Montana.  


February 22, 2012
Wednesday

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

February 21

February 21, 2018
Wednesday - Scandal 

local hour: [Billy in for Mike Ryan. Allyson in for Billy.] Dan sprinted to work. Stu lives two counties away.  Stu's a fraud.
Marlins Talk. Wake and Take. Phoner: David Samson.

Hour 1: (Stu's Pregame: Bryce Harper should shut up about the Marlins.) Dick Vitale defends Rick Pitino.  Audio: Dick Vitale hangs up.  Audio: Jay Bilas leaves a voicemail about interviewing Rick Pitino.  Billy was supposed to play this Audio: Jay Bilas hangs up.  Phoner: Jay Bilas talks Louisville scandal.

Hour 2: Phoner: Jon Wertheim talks about the Mavs scandal.  Phoner: Danny Trejo. Dan learns [again] that the original Most Interesting Man in the World, Jonathan Goldsmith, was a white jewish man from Vermont.

Hour 3: Audio: Rich Eisen ups Stu's 1 magic at-bat to 3 magic batters, with oohs and aahs from Eisen's board op.  Chris Simms' QB #23: Case Keenum.



February 21, 2017
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

local hour: Dan didn't go to the NBA All-Star Game. Greg Cote wrote a ballad.  Planning the Edwin Pope Memorial Party, seven days before it happens.  Heat Talk.  Rejected weekend observations.  University of Miami Basketball Talk.

Hour 1: Greg Cote says he has Dancing Legs Syndrome.  Is the NBA All-Star Game called the Black Super Bowl or Thanksgiving?  Dan was caught in the rain in New Orleans, and a couple who knew who he was did not give him a ride.  Funniest Things of the Sports Weekend.

Hour 2: Recounting Stu's freethrow victory.  Stu's a Fraud. Chef Cote: Beer Chese Soup.  Stu's Weekend Observations.  Allyson got Cote at the hard network out.

Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill.  Audio: Trick Daddy recounts his wedding day fight.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: The Thimble (monopoly piece).  Audio: Aqib Talib recounts the time his grandma shot his uncle the shooting through the door for playing the music too loud. 



February 21, 2016
Sunday


February 21, 2015
Saturday


February 21, 2014
Friday with Stan Van Gundy

local hour: Stan gets goaded into saying Scott Brooks is an idiot.  Dan Marino, formerly of CBS Sports, may join the Dolphins office.

Hour 1: Phoner: Gregg Marshall, Wichita State coach.  Dan takes a full segment to say how bad he was in the last segment.  Is "game manager" an insult?

Hour 2: Phoner: Steve Alford, Wake Forest basketball coach.  The Browns nearly traded for Jim Harbaugh but he declined.  Phoner: Daryl Morey, Rockets GM.  Stan's NBA Nuggets of the Week.

Hour 3: Steve Spurrier criticized Jadeveon Clowney on his work ethic.  Phoner: Marlon Wayans.



February 21, 2013
Thursdays with Bomani Jones - Before You Were Married


Hour 1: Relationship Talk.  Lil' Wayne said he got with Bosh's wife.  Don't get Dirked.

Hour 2: Phoner: Clark Kellog: talks college basketball.  Bomani says that when a man disrepects your woman and you do nothing about it, the woman will start disrespecting you

Hour 3: Cam'ron just posed a pic of him with Bosh's wife.  Phoner: Flip Saunders, ESPN, talks NBA.

Stu's Half Hour: Badge or Divorce?



February 21, 2012
Tuesday

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

February 20

February 20, 2018
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

local hour: The future of the Heat front office.  Stugotz phlems up a live read for a $6 fine.  Will The Show's Footrace happen?  Stu and Billy feel good about not being at Saturday's Dunkcast.  Fergi sang the national anthem differently at the NBA All-Star Game.  Greg Cote doesn't watch movies.  Pulpier Fiction.

Hour 1: (Greg Cote's Show & Tell: misshapen ashtray, again.) Fix Baseball Talk. Black Panther is a Blackbuster.   Unleash the Kentucky Fraud Chickens on Stu for saying the computer ate his weekend observations.  In Mexico at a Dead concert, Stu met George R.R.Martin, and he's seen of The Show.  

Hour 2: Audio: Stephen A. Smith says athletes are held to higher standards than elected officials.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: "Concerts" - buying tickets. Phoner: Bob Ryan talks NBA. Dan sprints on Ocean Drive from 10th to 11th. He is out of breath.

Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill. Audio: Carlos Boozer tried a hair system that was like shoe polish.   Rick Pitino doesn't have a 2013 championship according to the NCAA now, and in Stu's Personal Record Book.  Chris Simms' QB #22: Joe Flacco.   Stu's Weekend Observations.  Phoner: Tim Kurkjian talks Lefty O'Doul.  Mike Ryan refuses to play the audio of Dan saying the fuck word during the Dunk Le Batard Show.  MLB's all time top 5 batting average leader Ed Delahanty died in Niagra Falls.



February 20, 2017
Monday - President's Day


February 20, 2016
Saturday


February 20, 2015
Friday - Stu Apologizes

local hour: Chris Bosh has more than the sniffles.  Stu apologizes.  Audio: Yesterday, Stu said, "For those of you who were offended, I'm sorrry, and I'm tired of hearing from you, to be honest." 

Hour 1: Joey Galloway says he could train to run a 4.2 in the 40-yard dash at the NFL Combine.  That would probably make him the fastest 43-year old ever, and, if he wore a mask, a team would draft him. 

Hour 2: Phoner: Tom Haberstroh talks NBA Trade Deadline.  Phoner: Joey Galloway hammers the details of the bet -- Dan wagers $5000 and Joey wagers dinner over a time of 4.29 in the 40-yard dash. Phoner: Love Doctor Marcellus Wiley.  Bosh is out for the rest of the season.  

Hour 3: Eric Spolstra press conference.  Phoner: Def Leppard frontman Joe Elliott.  Stu didn't give away his complimentary bottle of Jack Daniels Tennessee Fire, he gave away Dan's.  Take-Off: Speed Round.  Podcast Bonus: Phoner: Calais Campbell: Movie Talk (Shannon Sharpe only lasted 3 weeks).  The Club.



February 20, 2014
Thursdays with Bomani Jones - NBA Trade Talk 2014

Hour 1: Papi just went to the ladies' room.  NBA Trade Talk.  Was Danny Grainger the only big trade?  Heat 3peat? 

Hour 2:How does Woj get all the scoops?  There was not a wolf in a hotel at the Sochi Olympics. Ray Rice dragging video.

Hour 3: Melo caught on video checking out a woman while leaving the court after a loss  Bomani Jones' Hollywood Minute: Comic movie viewers can accept that the Human Torch is a man made of fire but not that he is a black man.  Phoner: Damien Woody, ESPN, talks Richie Incognito.  Roy's Top Ten List: Black National Monuments.  Phoner: DJ Mike Hitman wants to fight Ray Rice.
Hour 4: Phoner: Mark Stein, ESPN, talks the underwhelming NBA Trade Deadline. Audio: Alex Turner, Arctic Monkeys frontman, rambles as the audience cheers.  Guillermo's Epic Sound of the Day: a race issue on MTV's Are You the One?



February 20, 2013
Wednesdays with Stan Van Gundy- NBA All-Star Nap

Hour 1: Donna Shalala, President of the University of Miami, is willing to fight the NCAA. Audio: trailer for "Parker".  Phoner: Tom Thibodeau, Bulls head coach.  Tom can't the action movies from clips of their famous scenes.

Hour 2:Stan doesn't criticize coaches, just how the team plays.  Stan says that former NBA legends should coach the All-Star Game. Bill Russell fell asleep during this year's All-Star Game.  Stan can't the action movies from clips of their famous scenes.

Hour 3: Stan's NBA Nuggets of the Week. FIFA Talk.  Bill O'Brien is not responding to Stu, so he won't be doing a phoner today.

Stu Half-Hour: Phoner: Rick Pitino.  Stu takes calls for 7 minutes.



February 20, 2012
Monday

Monday, February 19, 2018

February 19

February 19, 2018
Monday - Presidents' Day


February 19, 2017
Sunday


February 19, 2016
Friday - Gronk Cruise

local hour: Still trying to lure the celebrity in the Clevelander.  Guillermo's note: "Hey Bro, We'd love it if you come down to the second floor to visit the Church of Gronk we built for you and fist bump with us on the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz.  Worst case, holla on the way to the cruise.  Studio #___.  P.S. 69 [which is gigantic and made up of small 69s].  P.P.S. Here's a picture of Margo Robbie holding puppies. [pic]

Hour 1: Phoner: Shane Battier, former NBA player.

Hour 2: Wizinator.  Phoner: Don Van Natte explains how Jerry Jones was the force behind getting the Rams to L.A.

Hour 3: Dan reads from the Gronk Cruise BRO-chure.  Jailblazer rap sheets.  Phoner: Sarah Spain from the Gronk Cruise.  There are regular people on the boat.  The Club.  Greg Cote emerges from behind the freethrow curtain, and dances.



February 19, 2015
Thursday 

local hour: NBA Trade Talk Stu says it looks like Isiah Thomas is going to Philadelphia.  The Heat got the other Dragić, Goran.  Heat Talk.  Heat Chants: "there's a chance," we are back," "how did Pat do that," "The Heat got Dragic and I think that's good," "he have a Dragić and a dinosaur."

Hour 1: Dan learns that Dolly's Partons aren't natural.  The crew is web-blocked from researching the topic on Boobipedia.   Amin Elhassan is in studio for NBA Trade Talk.

Hour 2: Phoner: Kevin Bacon.

Hour 3: Phoner: Terry Crews.  Phoner: Mark Stein, ESPN, talks NBA. 


February 19, 2014
Wednesday - BUH

Hour 1: Heat Talk.  Stan Van Gundy will be on Friday this week.  "Let's Go Heat" chant.  Stu says "buh" alot.  

Hour 2: Audio: Steve Nash talks about aging on a short 30 for 30 on Grantland.  Phoner: Antonio Davis talks aging, depression, and therapy.

Hour 3: Dan doesn't want Stu in therapy, Stu needs to remain primitive.  TMZ Sports released the Ray Rice dragging video.

Hour 4: Phoner: Bubba Watson bought the General Lee orange car from The Dukes of Hazard.  Dan & Stu are fighting with Mike & Mike.  Audio: Mike & Mike give Stu attention.  Man-Off game.


February 19, 2013
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

Hour 1: Heat Talk. Movie Talk.

Hour 2: Phoner: Max Kellerman talks movies, NBA.

Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill. Greg Cote talks kites.  Audio: goats that sound like humans.

Stu's Hour: "Text Dan that we have his phone." What athlete did you like only after hearing an interview? Audio: replay of Friday's phoner with Wright Thompson about interviewing Michael Jordan.



February 19, 2012
Sunday

Sunday, February 18, 2018

February 18

February 18, 2018
 Sunday

February 18, 2017
Saturday


February 18, 2016
Thursday with Pablo Torres - NBA Trade Deadline

local hour: There's a celebrity checked into the Clevelander.  Audio: Von Miller was fined for dancing: "Them pumps are expensive."  Audio: Kimbo Slice threatened to get his balls out.

Hour 1: There's always someone to blame in sports talk. Audio: Jared Allen, DE, announces his retirement while atop a horse.

Hour 2: Phoner: Von Miller.  Audio: Backstage at SNL, Kanye West rants about how inspirational he is.  Despite all of yesterday's hype, there has yet to be any big NBA trades.  Mike & Pablo play virtual GM in video games.

Hour 3: Dan & Pablo come up with plans to lure the celebrity.  Phoner: Jeremy Lin.  Pablo says society rewards psychopathic behavior from alpha males like Kobe Bryant and corporate executives.   Deadliiiiiiiiiine Day. 



February 18, 2015
Wednesdays with Bomani Jones - Avoiding Hypothetical NBA Trade Talk

local hour: Heat Talk.  Hypothetical NBA Trade Talk.  Dan says Tim Duncan had a tongue ring [NY Daily News, June 16, 1999].

Hour 1: Kobe starts to open up.  Audio: Dan was rude to Kevin Durant's mom.  Phoner: Chuck Klosterman talks Kobe.

Hour 2: Phoner: Michele Roberts talks NBA players.  Audio: Papi reads from "Fifty Shades of Gray" twice. Bomani talks Drake.  Bomani's Pop Culture Minute: Abstinence doesn't put you on a pedestal.

Hour 3: Phoner: Noel Gallagher.  Audio: that time Stu irritated Dick Vitale.  Guillermo's Epic Sound of the Day: Bob Ley reads a poem from Amar'e Stoudemire.



February 18, 2014
Tuesdays with Greg Cote - Count Shocular

local hour: Dan explains locker room culture again.  Phoner: Bryant McKinnie, former LT, Dolphins.  Heat Talk.

Hour 1: Joe Namath is unrecognizable to many people.  Richie Incognito was bullied by the Twitterers.  CBS released Dan Marino and Shannon Sharpe. Who would CBS need to bring in to get you to watch that show?   Phoner: Bruce Bowen, former Spurs SF.   Fewer nicknames in sports today.

Hour 2: Phoner: Ron Magill.  A Nigerian hotel served human meat, and a nearby vegetable vendor knew something was up.  Replay Phoner: Bryant McKinnie. 

Hour 3: Phoner: Dana White, UFC president, says Ronda Rousey brought in more money than Brock Lesnar.  Dan & Dana talk an arrest of one of the fighters that involved a SWAT team [Is Stu a fraud?].  Count Shocular.




February 18, 2013
Monday - Presidents Day




February 18, 2012
Saturday

Saturday, February 17, 2018

February 17

February 17, 2018
 Saturday - The Dunk Le Batard Show without Stugotz
[It's Something to Look at During the Numerous Commercial Breaks on TNT]

  8:30p - This is your companion to the NBA Skills Competition at the All-Star Game.  Mike Ryan is your host here at The Clevelander, with panelists Chris Cote and Roy Bellamy. Dan will be here at 9:30p or not at all.  There will be a Slam Dip Contest between Roy and Chris Cote. [7k viewers]

8:45p - This is not a Megacast, it's a Minicast.  [6k viewers] Chris Cote is already juggling.  Silent Dan has taken the fourth seat, and Guillerma makes a cameo.  [5k viewers]

9p - Pregame dip preview.  There is not a squirrel population in Hawaii.  Mrs Bellamy is in the crowd, and Baby Claire makes an appearance.  Roy never wears shorts, not even at home, despite living in Florida.  More juggling. Snakes or spiders?  Roy says, "I fear nothing."   

9:15p - Dip Contest phase 1: Presentation - Chris Cote has made Sausage Queso and Roy has made Short-Rib Chorizo & Bacon that looks like a basketball. [4.6k viewers]    Roy describes the dip preparation, cook time 6 hours.  Cote threw it in a crock pot.  Phase 2: Taste - Roy brought no chips.  Chris won.

9:30p - Dan and Ron Magill arrive.  [10k viewers]  Ron takes animal questions. Dan is more than a little tipsy.  Most mammals can swim, but apes drown. [8.7k viewers] [Chris Webber demonstrates how these skills competition trophies can double as a lunch box.]

9:45p - "OOOOOHHHH," Donovan Mitchell off the second glassOladipo fails.  Dennis Smith Jr does what Oladipo was trying to do.  Larry Nance Jr changes wardrobe into dad's uniform to do dad's dunk. [7.3k viewers] Phase 3: Slam Dip.  Roy uses his baby as a prop and wins.  

10p - "WOOAAH," as DeSmith makes a between-the-legs 360 dunk on the third try.  Mike Ryan admits being defeated in the first hour of this minicast.  [All the star power is at the judges' table.]   Donovan Mitchell in a Darrell Griffith uniform and leggings. [6.8k viewers]  Dan explains how The Show works. Dan calls Ron Magill "an animal entertainer."  Flea-sized squirrel or Squirrel-sized flea? 

10:15p -  Double off-the-glass two-handed by Nance.  Donovan Mitchell came to win and he does, with the Vince Carter jersey and dunk.  [6k viewers]  Good bye.



February 17, 2017
Friday - Mike Golic Jr in for Le Batard


February 17, 2016
Wednesday - Dan Hates NBA Trade Deadline Day

local hour: Heat Talk.  Chris Bosh's future is unclear, which is unfair.  Who's a Heat Lifer?  Someone in the disgruntled shipping container needs a raise.

Hour 1: Paul McCartney and Beck were left out of a Grammy afterparty.  Dan lectures about arrogance in sports and race.   Dan ruins What If? NBA trade talk.  

Hour 2: Dan as a band would be Oreo Speedwagon, The Greatly Fed.  Dan will fire the audience if they want Thaddeus Young trade talk.  Is Derek Fisher done as a coach?  Stat of the Day: At the NBA Slam Dunk Contest, Aaron Gordon jumped 7'7", which would have won the gold medal for the high jump at the 2012 Summer Olympics.

Hour 3: Amin Alhassan is in studio, and nobody listens because it's real NBA trade talk rather than hypothetical trades.  Stu doesn't like Clay Travis.



February 17, 2015
Tuesdays with Greg Cote - Cote Is On Fleek

local hour: Dan is insufferable.  He doesn't understand "Fifty Shades of Grey."  Heat talk. 

Hour 1: Bob Huggins, WVU basketball coach, won the $25,000 bonus in his contract when the team beats Kansas.  But the kids can't get paid.  Eddie Murphy wasn't funny on the SNL 40th Reunion.  Phoner: Shawn Michaels, WWF, gives longwinded answers. What would it take to be the next Michael Jordan?

Hour 2: Dan says, "The phone lines are always poppin'." Phoner: Ron Magill.  Audio: Papi reads from "Fifty Shades of Grey" thrice.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: Athletes used to talk to the press. 

Hour 3: Game: Who is on Fleek?  Phoner: Bran Abrams, author.  Audio: four examples of Stu not listening.



February 17, 2014
Monday - President's Day
Bomani Jones fills in.  Mike Ryan is there. 


February 17, 2013
Sunday


February 17, 2012
Friday

Friday, February 16, 2018

February 16

February 16, 2018
Friday

local hour: Sarah Spain fills in for Stugotz, Billy fills in for Mike Ryan and Allyson fills in for Billy.  To pay off a Grid of Death loss, Sarah is dressed as a Vampirate but looks like Stevie Van Zandt.  Dating habits.  Dan wants to feud with Rob Riggle about the Looks Like portion of the NFL Awards.

Hour 1: (The Vampirate Pre-Game: Cooking up controversial takes.) To pay off a Grid of Death loss, Dan is dressed as Dog the Bounty Hunter but looks like a fat George Michael.   John Skipper once mistook Sarah Spain for Stephanie McMahon.  WEEI AM in Boston is off the air today until 6pm because the entire staff is going to sensitivity training. [On Wednesday, Massachusetts Attorney General Maura Healey said the state should pull all their commercials from the station, having already pulled those for the Lottery and Health Connect.]  Phoner: Jay Glazer talks Bellator. 

Hour 2: Mike Ryan is in the control room in D.C. and says Dan needs to be without shirt in order to be a proper Bounty Hunter Dog.   After the commercial break, Dan appears shirtless, and the control room puts up a picture of Dog with a shirt on under his vest.  Guillermo's Epic Sound of the Day: foreign accent syndrome.

Hour 3: Phoner: C.J. McCollum, Blazers G, tells us some ways Damian Lillard is cheap.  He asks for access to the poll: "Will the Browns make the playoffs before C.J. McCollum turns 50?" Damian Lillard lives in his mom's house, and she moved out. Dan starts to belly dance.  Audio: Charles Barkley tells Jimmy Kimmel he has played drunk.  Chris Simms' QB #23: Sam Bradford.  Phoner: Charles Barkley tries to remember more details.  The Show without Stugotz will be watching the NBA Dunk Contest at live.twitter.com/espn Saturday at 8:30pm Eastern.  "How are you feeling about The Club right now, Billy?" "I don't feel good about anything ever, Dan."





February 16, 2017
Thursday - Setting Up Stu's Free Throw Challenge

local hour: Hammering the details of Stu's free throw challenge today, after the show. Stu has made a ton of money doing live reads, and he should not want Dan to do any. Heat Talk.  Dan got out of journalism when it started to become niche.  


Hour 1: If Stu doesn't make 50 foul shots, he agrees to shave the top of his head to look like Paul Finebaum for a week.  Dan remembers David Stein's positive show again.

Hour 2: Phoner: Pablo Torres, who wrote a story about LeBron James producing television.  Allyson gets the chickens.  Stu phones a friend. 

Hour 3: Phoner: James White, Patriots RB, is given the sound of flapping chickens. Phoner: James Johnson, MMA. 




February 16, 2016
Tuesday - Peyton Accused Again

local hour: Chris Bosh had a blood clot scare.   Unleash the chickens on Mike Ryan. 


Hour 1: Grammy Talk.  Ivan Johnson has been banned from Phillippines basketball, after being banned in South Korea and The G League.

Hour 2:  Phoner: Bob Kravitz.  Dan doesn't want to hear about NBA trade rumors.  Greg Monroe is not your "one piece away."   Audio: Ronda Rousey opened up on "Ellen" on how crushed she was by her loss to Holly Holm.

Hour 3: Dan is Race Baiter Ginsberg.  Stu's Weekend Observations.   Stu whispers to Peyton as Archie Manning.  Phoner: PJ Carlisimo.



February 16, 2015
Monday


February 16, 2014
Sunday


February 16, 2013
Saturday


February 16, 2012
Thursday

Thursday, February 15, 2018

February 15

February 15, 2018
Thursday - Nic Cage's Haunted Mansion

local hour: Billy fills in for Mike Ryan and Allyson fills in for Billy. Everyone was concerned for Stu's daughters, as a school shooting where Stu lives forced all area schools under lock-down.  Dan still is disconnected from the internet, so at the time, Dan was texting him about The Show race.  Talk of The Show race.   Nicolas Cage is a loon and has bought weird things totaling $150 million.  The Marlins aren't yet selling the four sea creature costumes.  Phoner: David Samson says those costumes are custom, and worth at least $50,000.  He confirms that he was livid at the marketing department after Julio the Octopus accidentally won the race.  Billy dances to distract Dan from his unrefined executive producing skills. 

Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: Does Rajon Rondo realize no one on that Celtics team likes him?)  People in sports who are long and hulking like Alien (1979), such as Kevin Garnett, Brock Lesnar, Mario Williams, and Alonzo Spellman.  Audio: Stugotz tries to reserve a comped table in Houston for Valentine's Day, and will bring the Berkmans, the Biggios, and the Bagwells.  Stu Gotz can be reached at 945-Bagwell.  Stephen A. slowjams.  The reservation calls began because Stugotz once booked a table for 20 on Christmas Eve.

Hour 2: Phoner: Tim Legler says of the New Cavs: "...they can run, they can jump..."  Nicolas Cage bought a bunch of neat but expensive things, including a haunted estate in New Orleans for $3.5 million.   The Dunk Le Batard Show without Stugotz is the name of the watch party [live.twitter.com/espn] for the NBA All-Star skills competition, on Saturday night.  WEEI in Boston is headed to sensitivity camp tomorrow.  Phoner: Jeffrey Holmes, New Orleans tour guide, explains Nicolas Cage didn't know he bought a murder house, spent only one weekend there, and then lost it because he didn't pay the property taxes.  Jeffrey asks if Dan has seen American Horror Story, Dan pauses three seconds before replying, "I've seen of it.  You just really threw that back in my lap there."  That created an awkward scene where The Show is laughing at Dan  while the viewers only hear Jeffrey describe the murders.  


Hour 3: Phoner: Zach Lowe talks NBA.  Stephen A. tells the whippersnappers to learn about Teddy Pendergrass.  Gasbag Mike Francesa misses the gasbaggery and called a sports radio show to give an uninformed, take about Jason Kelce.  Chris Simms' QB #24: Mitchell Trubisky.



February 15, 2017
 Wednesday - NBA Talent Show

local hour: Phoner: Kevin McHale.  Sixth Mans.

Hour 1: In 2012, Dirk Nowitzki's wedding in Kenya involved a game where he could have owed goat. Santana disrespects Beyonce. Phoner: James Johnson, Heat, says a ghost flipped over a table in Derek Rose's hotel room, Derek ran into James' room and James, a rookie, had to sleep on the floor while Derek took his bed. He can kick down a basketball stuck on the rim.  Guillermo wants a talent show added to the NBA All-Star weekend. [It happened last year, and nobody on twitter told them until the next day.]

Hour 2: Guillermo asks, "Dan, how far do you throw a paper airplane?"  Dan sets up the details for Stu to attempt to make 80 of 100 regulation free throws tomorrow.

Hour 3: Audio: repeat of Kevin McHale interview.  Decisions can be shady and smart at the same time.  Is an insect an animal? "Call Magill real quick."  Ron Magill says yes.  Stu wants more than a "with" credit.  The scheduled phoner with James White, Patriots RB, didn't happen because he didn't answer his phone [He did a phoner the next day].



February 15, 2016
Monday - Presidents Day
Sarah Spain fills in


February 15, 2015
Sunday


February 15, 2014
Saturday


February 15, 2013
Fridays with Fake Howard

Hour 1: Heat beat Thunder.  Michael Jordan misses playing in the NBA.  Another "Die Hard" sequel. Al Leong's IMDB.  Al Leong stories.  Phoner: Tim Legler, who was afraid of the shower because of Jaws.

 Hour 2:  Dan takes calls on how he's annoying: "sample size," "is whom," "tipping point," "in a vacuum," "bleep," and "no Stugotz Stugauutz."   Lebo's Mindbender: Hendrix or Elvis? Jabba the Hut or 15th century princess?   

Hour 3: Phoner: Don Van Natta Jr.  Phoner: Wright Thompson, who interviewed Michael Jordan.  Jordan watches Western movies every day. U.S soccer player Robbie Rogers came out and immediately retired at age 25.  Dan says, "I don't think I will see a star or a player in the major American team sports come out in my lifetime."  [Rogers signed with the LA Galaxy in May and played until 2017.  NBA player Jason Collins came out on April 29, and played on the Nets on February 24, 2014.] 

Stu Hour: Phoner: Chris Mortensen talks football. 


February 15, 2012
Wednesday

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

February 14

It's Valentime's Day!  


February 14, 2018
Wednesday

local hour: Wake & Take.  Mike Ryan is in Washington, Billy is Mike's spot, Allyson is in Billy's spot.  Recapping yesterday's Wilbon vs Stu incident.    How do you do Valentine's cards?  Would the Warriors reach and win the Finals if they played in winter gear.  Calls.  Years ago, Dan flooded his kitchen with suds when he tried to help with the dishwasher.   Dan is doing sprints.  How would a show race go? 

 Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: Stu's reaction to Kerr's reaction to the reaction about him letting players draw up plays.)  Remembering old bets, including a 40 yard dash with a 40+ year-old Joey Galloway.  Dan says Pablo Torres is on the phone to discuss The Show race.   Valentine's Day is now an open holiday, where you can be greeted by anyone and be given chocolates.  Dan herds up a lineup of 7 behind-the-scenes staff into the shipping container because one of them gave everybody some chocolates.  Phoner: Kevin Arnavitz, ESPN, talks NBA defense.  Audio: yesterday, Mike Wilbon didn't like Stu's dumb questions.  Dan recounts the fireworks story at his girlfriend's father's house. 


 Hour 2: Stu fraudulently claims that he saw Shaun White's 3rd gold medal run.  Stu says it's actually pronounced Oprah Win-fray.  Who does Valentine's Day better than JJ Watt?  Sneaky romantics in sports.  It's actually Orpah Winfrey.  Recounting the time Greg Cote pulled a quad while attempting to kick a field goal.  Audio: one year ago, Stu attempts to reserve a table at a restaurant for Valentine's Day in Atlanta.   Remembering outrageous contracts like Jon Koncak's 6 years / $13 million in 1989.  On Saturday night, The Show, sans Stugotz and Billy Gil, will be doing a watch party online [live.twitter.com/espn] of the NBA All-Star skills competition, featuring the Dunk Contest


 Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill, who overdoes it for Valentine's Day.  When did GOAT replace (scape)goat?  Muhammad Ali's wife trademarked GOAT in 1992.  Chris Simms' QB #25: Andy Dalton.   Audio: Greg Popovich says, "We live in a racist country."  


[ Predicted: No news is no news. Steve Kerr reacts to the reactions: "So I can see doing it again one time, a couple times. We'll see." Tyronn Lue said, "They already said LeBron's coaching the team, anyway. If I give him the clipboard, they're really going to say it." John Wall and Marcin Gortat had a meeting of the minds last week.]



February 14, 2017
Tuesdays with Greg Cote - Stu Wants a Table for Two

local hour: Heat Talk. Greg Cote is feuding with Chris Cote and using that as an excuse to not do a Back in My Day.  Chris showed up late and then got drunk on bottomless Mimosas at the annual PFPI Gala dinner (21st season, 13th of the modern era, 2004-).  Adrian Wojnarowski is rumored to join ESPN.  Greg says Dwayne Wade wants to end his career in Miami.

Hour 1: 100 consecutive wins for UConn's women basketball.  6 people attend the Gala, and only one wears a suit: host Greg.  His brother drove down from Myrtle Beach.

Hour 2: Phoner: Anderson Cooper. Dan explains the Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather grift.  Phoner: Mignon Fogarty, the Grammar Girl, talks punctuation. Stu's 30 for 30: a 2-minute O.J. 30 for 30, rather than 8 hours.

Hour 3: Stu can't pronounce archaeologist. Phoner: Charles Oakley.  Phoner: Ron Magill.  Audio: Stu attempts to reserve a table at a restaurant for Valentine's Day in Atlanta. 

 

February 14, 2016
Sunday

February 14, 2015
Saturday


February 14, 2014
 Fridays with Stan Van Gundy - Ewing Fears Ghosts

local hour: Richie Incognito is an idiot. 


Hour 1: Dan will not shut up about the locker room.  Phoner: Patrick Ewing, who is afraid of ghosts.  He confirms that Charles Oakley slapped Charles Barkley in a meeting. 

Hour 2: Phoner: Peter King, who has done the Twist.  The Browns really like Blake Bortles.  The Browns have had 56 coaches in 16 months.

Hour 3: Stinky dreads was a fine in the Dolphins locker room. Dan suggests a new segment, reckless speculation (1:05:00).



February 14, 2013
Thursday - Linda Blair Has a Screw Loose

 Hour 1: Miami bandwagon has arrived for University of Miami basketball.  Phoner: Colin Cowherd.  

Hour 2: Phoner: Linda Blair.  Oscar Pistorius killed a woman.

Hour 3:  Audio: In 2009, Jim Calhoun told reporter Ken Krayeske to shut up and then flies off the handle.  Audio: Jim Boeheim calls ESPN reporter Andy Katz a disloyal idiot.  Phoner: Raja Bell.

Stu hour: Is Vince Carter a Hall of Famer?   Stu takes calls on marquee moments from NBA players.



February 14, 2012
Tuesday