February 17, 2018
Saturday - The Dunk Le Batard Show without Stugotz
[It's Something to Look at During the Numerous Commercial Breaks on TNT]
8:30p - This is your companion to the NBA Skills Competition at the All-Star Game. Mike Ryan is your host here at The Clevelander, with panelists Chris Cote and Roy Bellamy. Dan will be here at 9:30p or not at all. There will be a Slam Dip Contest between Roy and Chris Cote. [7k viewers]
8:45p - This is not a Megacast, it's a Minicast. [6k viewers] Chris Cote is already juggling. Silent Dan has taken the fourth seat, and Guillerma makes a cameo. [5k viewers]
9p - Pregame dip preview. There is not a squirrel population in Hawaii. Mrs Bellamy is in the crowd, and Baby Claire makes an appearance. Roy never wears shorts, not even at home, despite living in Florida. More juggling. Snakes or spiders? Roy says, "I fear nothing."
9:15p - Dip Contest phase 1: Presentation - Chris Cote has made Sausage Queso and Roy has made Short-Rib Chorizo & Bacon that looks like a basketball. [4.6k viewers] Roy describes the dip preparation, cook time 6 hours. Cote threw it in a crock pot. Phase 2: Taste - Roy brought no chips. Chris won.
9:30p - Dan and Ron Magill arrive. [10k viewers] Ron takes animal questions. Dan is more than a little tipsy. Most mammals can swim, but apes drown. [8.7k viewers] [Chris Webber demonstrates how these skills competition trophies can double as a lunch box.]
9:45p - "OOOOOHHHH," Donovan Mitchell off the second glass. Oladipo fails. Dennis Smith Jr does what Oladipo was trying to do. Larry Nance Jr changes wardrobe into dad's uniform to do dad's dunk. [7.3k viewers] Phase 3: Slam Dip. Roy uses his baby as a prop and wins.
10p - "WOOAAH," as DeSmith makes a between-the-legs 360 dunk on the third try. Mike Ryan admits being defeated in the first hour of this minicast. [All the star power is at the judges' table.] Donovan Mitchell in a Darrell Griffith uniform and leggings. [6.8k viewers] Dan explains how The Show works. Dan calls Ron Magill "an animal entertainer." Flea-sized squirrel or Squirrel-sized flea?
10:15p - Double off-the-glass two-handed by Nance. Donovan Mitchell came to win and he does, with the Vince Carter jersey and dunk. [6k viewers] Good bye.
February 17, 2017
Friday - Mike Golic Jr in for Le Batard
February 17, 2016
Wednesday - Dan Hates NBA Trade Deadline Day
local hour: Heat Talk. Chris Bosh's future is unclear, which is unfair. Who's a Heat Lifer? Someone in the disgruntled shipping container needs a raise.
Hour 1: Paul McCartney and Beck were left out of a Grammy afterparty. Dan lectures about arrogance in sports and race. Dan ruins What If? NBA trade talk.
Hour 2: Dan as a band would be Oreo Speedwagon, The Greatly Fed. Dan will fire the audience if they want Thaddeus Young trade talk. Is Derek Fisher done as a coach? Stat of the Day: At the NBA Slam Dunk Contest, Aaron Gordon jumped 7'7", which would have won the gold medal for the high jump at the 2012 Summer Olympics.
Hour 3: Amin Alhassan is in studio, and nobody listens because it's real NBA trade talk rather than hypothetical trades. Stu doesn't like Clay Travis.
February 17, 2015
Tuesdays with Greg Cote - Cote Is On Fleek
local hour: Dan is insufferable. He doesn't understand "Fifty Shades of Grey." Heat talk.
Hour 1: Bob Huggins, WVU basketball coach, won the $25,000 bonus in his contract when the team beats Kansas. But the kids can't get paid. Eddie Murphy wasn't funny on the SNL 40th Reunion. Phoner: Shawn Michaels, WWF, gives longwinded answers. What would it take to be the next Michael Jordan?
Hour 2: Dan says, "The phone lines are always poppin'." Phoner: Ron Magill. Audio: Papi reads from "Fifty Shades of Grey" thrice. Greg Cote's Back in My Day: Athletes used to talk to the press.
Hour 3: Game: Who is on Fleek? Phoner: Bran Abrams, author. Audio: four examples of Stu not listening.
February 17, 2014
Monday - President's Day
Bomani Jones fills in. Mike Ryan is there.
February 17, 2013
Sunday
February 17, 2012
Friday
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