Wednesday, February 14, 2018

February 14

It's Valentime's Day!  


February 14, 2018
Wednesday

local hour: Wake & Take.  Mike Ryan is in Washington, Billy is Mike's spot, Allyson is in Billy's spot.  Recapping yesterday's Wilbon vs Stu incident.    How do you do Valentine's cards?  Would the Warriors reach and win the Finals if they played in winter gear.  Calls.  Years ago, Dan flooded his kitchen with suds when he tried to help with the dishwasher.   Dan is doing sprints.  How would a show race go? 

 Hour 1: (Stugotz's Pregame: Stu's reaction to Kerr's reaction to the reaction about him letting players draw up plays.)  Remembering old bets, including a 40 yard dash with a 40+ year-old Joey Galloway.  Dan says Pablo Torres is on the phone to discuss The Show race.   Valentine's Day is now an open holiday, where you can be greeted by anyone and be given chocolates.  Dan herds up a lineup of 7 behind-the-scenes staff into the shipping container because one of them gave everybody some chocolates.  Phoner: Kevin Arnavitz, ESPN, talks NBA defense.  Audio: yesterday, Mike Wilbon didn't like Stu's dumb questions.  Dan recounts the fireworks story at his girlfriend's father's house. 


 Hour 2: Stu fraudulently claims that he saw Shaun White's 3rd gold medal run.  Stu says it's actually pronounced Oprah Win-fray.  Who does Valentine's Day better than JJ Watt?  Sneaky romantics in sports.  It's actually Orpah Winfrey.  Recounting the time Greg Cote pulled a quad while attempting to kick a field goal.  Audio: one year ago, Stu attempts to reserve a table at a restaurant for Valentine's Day in Atlanta.   Remembering outrageous contracts like Jon Koncak's 6 years / $13 million in 1989.  On Saturday night, The Show, sans Stugotz and Billy Gil, will be doing a watch party online [live.twitter.com/espn] of the NBA All-Star skills competition, featuring the Dunk Contest


 Hour 3: Phoner: Ron Magill, who overdoes it for Valentine's Day.  When did GOAT replace (scape)goat?  Muhammad Ali's wife trademarked GOAT in 1992.  Chris Simms' QB #25: Andy Dalton.   Audio: Greg Popovich says, "We live in a racist country."  


[ Predicted: No news is no news. Steve Kerr reacts to the reactions: "So I can see doing it again one time, a couple times. We'll see." Tyronn Lue said, "They already said LeBron's coaching the team, anyway. If I give him the clipboard, they're really going to say it." John Wall and Marcin Gortat had a meeting of the minds last week.]



February 14, 2017
Tuesdays with Greg Cote - Stu Wants a Table for Two

local hour: Heat Talk. Greg Cote is feuding with Chris Cote and using that as an excuse to not do a Back in My Day.  Chris showed up late and then got drunk on bottomless Mimosas at the annual PFPI Gala dinner (21st season, 13th of the modern era, 2004-).  Adrian Wojnarowski is rumored to join ESPN.  Greg says Dwayne Wade wants to end his career in Miami.

Hour 1: 100 consecutive wins for UConn's women basketball.  6 people attend the Gala, and only one wears a suit: host Greg.  His brother drove down from Myrtle Beach.

Hour 2: Phoner: Anderson Cooper. Dan explains the Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather grift.  Phoner: Mignon Fogarty, the Grammar Girl, talks punctuation. Stu's 30 for 30: a 2-minute O.J. 30 for 30, rather than 8 hours.

Hour 3: Stu can't pronounce archaeologist. Phoner: Charles Oakley.  Phoner: Ron Magill.  Audio: Stu attempts to reserve a table at a restaurant for Valentine's Day in Atlanta. 

 

February 14, 2016
Sunday

February 14, 2015
Saturday


February 14, 2014
 Fridays with Stan Van Gundy - Ewing Fears Ghosts

local hour: Richie Incognito is an idiot. 


Hour 1: Dan will not shut up about the locker room.  Phoner: Patrick Ewing, who is afraid of ghosts.  He confirms that Charles Oakley slapped Charles Barkley in a meeting. 

Hour 2: Phoner: Peter King, who has done the Twist.  The Browns really like Blake Bortles.  The Browns have had 56 coaches in 16 months.

Hour 3: Stinky dreads was a fine in the Dolphins locker room. Dan suggests a new segment, reckless speculation (1:05:00).



February 14, 2013
Thursday - Linda Blair Has a Screw Loose

 Hour 1: Miami bandwagon has arrived for University of Miami basketball.  Phoner: Colin Cowherd.  

Hour 2: Phoner: Linda Blair.  Oscar Pistorius killed a woman.

Hour 3:  Audio: In 2009, Jim Calhoun told reporter Ken Krayeske to shut up and then flies off the handle.  Audio: Jim Boeheim calls ESPN reporter Andy Katz a disloyal idiot.  Phoner: Raja Bell.

Stu hour: Is Vince Carter a Hall of Famer?   Stu takes calls on marquee moments from NBA players.



February 14, 2012
Tuesday

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