February 10

February 10, 2018
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February 10, 2017
Friday - "You Don't Think I'm Liquid?"

local hour: Mike Ryan believes the Marlins deal is faked in order to get a real bid, because MLB & Loria wants cash.  Stu will do a weekly segment for Mike & Mike. Stu pronounces "terrible" as "taair."  "You don't think I'm liquid?"  Billy's Forged In Fire Update: Hatchets.  Mike Ryan says the fine system stops the show and causes tension.  Chris Cote & Ray are now in the system, and like Guillermo, will be fined for being bad at the mic.  Stu wants the full 20 minute segment Tuesdays on Mike & Mike.

Hour 1: Free Charles Oakley.  Phoner: Jeff Pason, Yahoo Sports, explains how the Marlins bilked Miami.

Hour 2: Stu has trouble reading, and says "Now I'm getting angry and agitated.   ... It's Friday, I'm in a good mood."  Audio: Oakley on Mike & Mike and Stephen A.'s radio show.  "Big time Oak fan" Stu leaves a voicemail for Oakley.  Matt Barnes is Boogie Cousins' handler.  The Dirty Demon of Debate wants Stu & Dan to debate if OKC fans should cheer or jeer Kevin Durant when the Warriors come to town.  Dan won't play until The Demon gets a fog machine.

Hour 3: Phoner: Michele Roberts, Executive Director of the National Basketball Players Association.  Knicks CEO John Dolan has a band, and its last album sold 113 copies.  The Club.



February 10, 2016
Wednesday - There's a Toy Hall of Fame

local hour: Heat talk.  The Show's marriage between Dan and Stu is on the rocks, and the kids are afraid of divorce.  Roy's 1 Minute of Panthers Talk.  The t'rr'ble Carolina Panthers fan-made song (... teeth and clawls) was stuck in everyone's head last weekend.  Would Stu love to do 3 segments of takes every day?

Hour 1: Delmon Young was Pooh-Bearin' It when he told the cop, "I'll slap you in the face with money."  Audio: Cris Carter makes Mike Greenberg squirm.  The crew running @espn_fancentral can't tell which complaints are real.  Dan treats the audience as the guests and they should be entertained by everyone who is on The Show. Game: Famiy Feud: send your Delmon Young porn titles to @espn_fancentral.  

Hour 2: The press is still fake-outraged about a guy who walked out of a press conference four days ago (Cam Newton).   The Kentucky Fraud Chickens believe Stu didn't play Twister two weeks ago.  The Warriors are fun and enviable.  There's a Toy Hall of Fame.  The Heat sent Hassan Whiteside home (again) after being ejected.  Audio: Whiteside says of his triple-doubles, "Nobody's doing it with blocks."  

Hour 3: Phoner: Chris Mannix, "The Vertical", explains future NBA moves.  Money is plentiful, so Whiteside will get a big offer and the Heat will probably match it.   NBA players with shoe deals are looking for short-term contracts, so that they aren't stuck on a bad team.  Durant is looking for a 1 year deal with a 1 year option, and may join the Warriors.  Toy HoF talk.  Would Klay Thompson want Durant?  Stu thinks KD wants to stay with Westbrook.  Stu will criticize KD if he takes the easy, fun path to a championship.  Stu once had nosourceinsider.com but it was too much work to verify the info that others texted to him.  Guillermo's Epic Sound of the Day is postponed until tomorrow, so Dan can explain why not winning a championship would be worse for KD than the bashing he would get by joining the Warriors.  



February 10, 2015
Tuesdays with Greg Cote - On Fleek

local hour: Brian Williams suspended himself.  Audio: Papi reads from "Fifty Shades of Grey" because 790 The Ticket is doing a promotion for the movie. Heat talk. Who's the best athlete with a ponytail?  Audio: Papi reads again.  Dan asks for a new sounder: "You're a terrible listener."

Hour 1: A coach's legacy diminished when he succeeds in only one city  Phoner: David Robinson.  Greg Cote's Back in My Day: Distractions at sporting events and the bowling alley.  

Hour 2:  Phoner: Michael McDonald, musician.  He doesn't respect Kayne West's music.  Phoner: Kevin Frazier, an Entertainment Tonight employee, says McDonald's beef is not newsworthy.  Phoner: J.A. Adande.  Dan plays the parody song, "Blaze of Cote."

Hour 3: Game: Who Is On Fleek? (hosted by Old Newsman Mike Ryan).  Dan is Basic. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver made comments in defense of Knicks CEO James Dolan, and we should remember that the CEOs are Silver's bosses.  Phoner: Tim Commerford, bassist of Rage Against the Machine, returns for a second day. 


February 10, 2014
Monday - Adults Shouldn't Heckle Kids

Hour 1: TV talk.  Game: Family Feud: Names that Fit the Job: Homer Bailey (no callers).  Stu is fake outraged about the Flappy Birds app.  Grammy talk. Dan says, "Pharell is a tastemaker."  Heat talk.

Hour 2: Dan says Michael Sam may not make a roster.  Like with Jason Collins, teams don't see an upside to choosing him other other middling players.   Truth serum.

Hour 3: Phoner: John Amaeche.  ESPN management requests that Dan apologize on behalf of Amaeche for an unspecified thing he said.  ESPN is about to release the wolves. Mike Ryan described himself as "the hopeless, helpless producer caught between the corporate machine and the producer maverick."  College player Marcus Smart pushed a 50-year-old heckler, Dan says, "the restraint of the majority [of players] does not make the [fan's] abuse okay." Both parties were wrong.  Adults should be held to a slightly higher standard than kids, even if the kids are being paid in the NBA.  The vulgar gesture you make with your arms is called "arm of honor" (bras d'honneur).




February 10, 2013
Sunday



February 10, 2012
Friday