February 9

February 9, 2018
Friday - The Eagles Are Lunatics

local hour: Dwayne Wade returns to Miami. Heat talk. Billy explains "The Curse of Oak Island," and is fined $2.

Hour 1: It was a Second Christmas for LeBron, as Dan Gilbert shelled out $50 million yesterday to make the Cavs slightly better.  They're still not nearly as good as they were last season with Kyrie Irving, when they were dominated by the Warriors in the Finals.  On December 18, 2010, Stugotz said the Orlando Magic assembled the best 5 starters in NBA history when they traded for Jason Richardson and Hedo Türkoğlu to complement Dwight Howard, Gilbert Arenas, and J.J. Redick / Jameer Nelson.   Appreciating Giannis Antetokounmpo's dunk over 6'6" Tim Hardaway Jr.  Cows have best friends.  Phoner: Jay Ajayi, Eagles RB, and Lane Johnson, Eagles OT.  The Super Bowl Champions are loons. 

Hour 2: Audio: intergalactic genie Jason Kelce at the Eagles' SB parade cuts a promo: "Lane Johnson can't lay off the juice. Brandon Brooks has anxiety."  Look what the Cavs ended up with in exchange for Kyrie Irving: the Nets' 2018 1st Round pick, Rodney Hood, George Hill, Ante Zizic, Jordan Clarkson, and Larry Nance Jr.  Kyrie did to LeBron what LeBron did to the Heat and Cavs before he left.  How will the Cavs do?  Stu didn't read the Sports Illustrated puff piece on Derek Jeter, in which Michael Jordan praises Jeter's management skills.  Audio: "His name, of course, is Wade Jones.  Wade?  Who that is?"
 
Hour 3: Stu can't pronounce Iouri Podladtchikov.  Phoner: Jon Lovitz, alive and working.  Chris Simms' QB #28: Jacoby Brissett.  Colin Kaepernick would've been at #28 at worst.  Jason Fritz did a violin version of "White Guys."  The Club.


[Predicted: Dwayne Wade returns to Miami. Heat talk. Other NBA Trades. Look what the Cavs ended up with in exchange for Kyrie Irving: the Nets' 2018 1st Round pick, Rodney Hood, George Hill, Ante Zizic, Jordan Clarkson, and Larry Nance Jr.  How will the Cavs do? Audio: Georgia Tech coach denies allegations with "zero zero zero."  Is Jimmy Garoppolo worth it?  The Olympics have begun.  Did you watch the early AM ceremony?  Audio: Jason Kelce at the Eagles' SB parade ]




February 9, 2017
Thursdays with Domonique Foxworth

local hour: Dan is not in studio; he's getting into his costume.  Bill Pullman confused for Bill Paxton.  Rehashing yesterday's show.  Bomani has been to Stu's current house but nobody else from The Show has.  Heat talk.  Dan pops in, and says he had to move his primary residence because Papi was always showing up there.  The Heat have the longest winning streak (11 games) of any team under .500.

Hour 1: Dan is Gumby, with the yellow nose.  He wants to say something today that will cause a stir in the media.  Insane, grey-haired Charles Oakley heckled Knicks CEO James Dolan at night's game and was escorted out.  Audio: Oakley, Antonio Davis, and Ben Wallace tell stories of Oakley slapping people, including Charles Barkley.  Dan is chasing the story that Oakley removed a man's baby out of his hands in order to slap the man.   Phoner: Jason Taylor, NFL HoF, DE.

Hour 2: Audio: Mad Dog Russo is mad that Terrell Owens is not in the Hall of Fame because he was a bad teammate.  Politics between Stephen Curry and Under Armour CEO Kevin Plank.  Stu says he would be furious if Stevie Wonder is not blind.  Jeffrey Loria reportedly has a handshake deal to sell the Marlins. Dan: "One of the most despicable owners in sports is apparently getting out of the baseball business.  This is going to be very good news for everyone who cares about baseball in Miami." Stu: "Regardless of who the new owner is?" Stu & Dan both say, "It can't get any worse."  

Hour 3:  Dan starts planning a parade to celebrate Jeffrey Loria's departure.  Allyson has been giving Dan & Stu fake contact numbers for guests ever since they jeopardized her friendship with Bob Einstein.  Stephen A. nabbed Oakley first.  Game: Pullman or Paxton? (game-show hosted by Mike Ryan)




February 9, 2016
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

local hour: Mardi Gras (Mar Gra) memories.  Dan pulled Greg out of a gutter in New Orleans.  Greg rebuffed an idea from Old Money Charlie, PuppyMonkeyCote, which would have Greg dancing in a monkey suit.  Stu is the head coach of a girls lacrosse travel squad.  Heat talk.  Cote says Perry Como had rabid fans called "Como-ites" and says Perry Como popularized the sweater-vest. 

Hour 1: Greg Cote says alligators and crocodiles are descended from dinosaurs, and they roar.  Dan is fine with Cam Newton not faking modesty in order to make the press comfortable. 

Hour 2: Cote beat the clock last hour.  Phoner: Emmanuel Sanders, Broncos WR.   Phoner: Mark Stein, ESPN, explains why George Karl is fired but will serve out the season as coach of the Sacramento Kings.  Emmanuel Sanders tweets that he felt disrespected by The Show.

Hour 3: Phoner: CJ Anderson, Broncos RB. Greg Cote's Back in My Day: "I Invented the Handheld Fan" because a long time ago, he thought they should exist.  Delmon Young said to a cop who came to arrest him in Miami, "I'll slap you in the face, with money."

 

February 9, 2015
Monday

local hour: Knicks CEO James Dolan sent a rude letter to a man who has been a Knicks fan since 1952.  Mike Ryan feuded with Mark Schlereth on early Twitter.  Phoner: Kirk Goldsberry does Heat Talk. 


Hour 1: Phoner: Bomani remembers Dean Smith and how he helped integrate Chapel Hill, North Carolina. 

Hour 2: The Bills signed Richie Incognito, so cue the parody of "Wendy."  Phoner: Dave McMenamin follows up on LeBron's tweet that one of his teammates (Kevin Love) has to either fit in or fit out.   Funniest Thing from the Sports Weekend: Gronk spikes a puck, and Caveman Robin Lopez assaults Clutch, the Rockets' mascot.  Phoner: Patriots' RB Jonas Gray does stand-up on the side as the warm-up act for Screech from "Saved by the Bell."    Bad Segment Streak Hits 3.    Stu's NFL Offseason Priorities. 

Hour 3:  Phoner: "Chocolate Thunder" Darryl Dawkins talks locker room fights, women, and his outfits.  Phoner: Tim Commerford, bassist of "Rage Against the Machine," reveals his favorite player was Steve Atwater.  Stu is tired of the Grammys.

 

February 9, 2014
Sunday


February 9, 2013
Saturday 



February 9, 2012
Thursday