February 7

February 7, 2018

Local hour:  Remembering Hoch's cafepress store, horsemuffins.com.  Dan has returned to reading listeners' texts (67974), thinking he stopped 4 months ago instead of 5 weeks. Stu's Personal Record Book: Michael Jordan has 8 rings and Hakeem Olajuwon has none.  Babe Ruth is not in Stu's top 20, "and he's black." 
Of course Kristaps Porzingis tore his ACL (and will be out at least 10 months), because of those giraffe legs. A Giraffe vs Lion video leads to the text that tigers have striped skin.  Stu is a World-Class Idiot, according to Mike Ryan.


Hour 1: Patriots offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels withdraws from Colts head coach job, because, Dan says, he was intimidated by the Patriots CEO / Cheese Ganster Bob Kraftt. Tony Dungy is outraged, enraged, and unhinged -- no longer a "peace ambassador to all of your ills" (which was embossed on his former business card).  Jim Irsay hires the assistant coaches Josh McDaniels wanted anyway.  In this situation, Mike Ryan suggests Irsay re-hire Chuck Pagano as head coach. A montage of Chuck Pagano -- "They can fire you but they can't eat you."   Stugotz suggests the Colts hire Jim Harbaugh (alluding to a story by the Detroit Free Press on September 23, 2015), Dan says Jeff Fisher, Mike Ryan says Peyton Manning, and Stugotz says Tony Dungy with apprentice Petyon.


Hour 2: Phoner: Brian Windhorst recklessly speculates that the Cavs want to trade for Kemba Walker.   Phoner: Seth Wickersham says Belichick traded Jimmy Garoppolo to the 49ers out of respect for Kyle Shanahan and Jimmy.  Dan says "we love you" to Seth 3 times at the end.
Hour 3: Stu wants to fire Belichick.  Mike taunts Dan with the we love yous.   The Cavs all seem to hate each other.  The Heat believe LeBron James did things to sabotage the team before he left.  Stu thinks LeBron and Kyrie Irving are in cahoots and LeBron will be in Boston next season.  #DanIsNaive  Audio: Stu said on Golic & Wingo this morning that "I can't see him going to the Celtics".  LeBron hasn't been consulted by the Cavs about transactions in months.  Chris Simms' QB #30 Patrick Mahomes.  Mass confusion about whether a team can bypass the Rooney Rule by naming a successor to the current head coach. [Apparently the provision must be in the successor's contract to that effect.]



February 7, 2017
Tuesdays with Greg Cote

Phoner: Ron Magill. Greg Cote's Back in My Day: "The Death of Suspense" -- against movie trailers and pre-released Super Bowl ads. Allyson was on the field before the Super Bowl next to Lady Gaga, 2 Chainz, Usher, and T.I.


 
February 7, 2016
Sunday - Super Bowl 50


February 7, 2015
Saturday


February 7, 2014
Bomani Jones fills in.



February 7, 2013
Thursdays with Bomani Jones

Jay Cutler proposed via text and mailed her the engagement ring.  Bomani tells the story of his ex-fiancee mailing the ring back to him without insurance. Audio: In a Miami courtroom, a Hispanic judge sentences a young woman accused of hoarding Xanex.   "Like Rick Ross."  "Hah?" Audio: Hatchet-Wielding Hero named Kai talks about how he stopped a killer. Game: Family Feud: Name a sex tape starring Gronk (with callers). Phoner: Randy Shannon. Stu hour.


February 7, 2012